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  1. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 5:39pm UTC
    Alfred: So what do you have planned for valentines day
    Me: murder
    Alfred: that's the spirit

  2. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    I have come to the realization
    that if a boy ever used
    "I ship us"
    as a pickup line...
    I would totally go out with him!

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 10:27pm UTC
    "Creativity is thegreatest
    rebellion in
    existence"
    ~Lady Gaga

  4. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 1:42am UTC
    Whenever I spell something wrong in a quote, I always shame myself afterwards.

  5. confused* confused*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:54pm UTC
    Don't depend too much on
    anybody in this world
    because even your shadow
    leaves you when you're
    in darkness

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 3:50pm UTC
    Dear person who uses their cell phone like a personal stereo in public.
    Stop it.

  7. ForeverSouless ForeverSouless
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 4:20pm UTC
    Eating pudding with your tongue because you're too lazy to get a spoon.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    "I didn't do it!"
    "Then why are you laughing?"
    "Because whoever did is a freaking genius!"

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    Teacher: You failed the test.
    Me: You failed to educate me.

  10. confused* confused*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:25pm UTC
    That
    moment
    when
    you
    fangirl
    because
    somebody
    liked
    your
    quote

  11. AwaySheFlew AwaySheFlew
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    I hope that when we are old we will still be friends and we will still get excited about books and laugh at dirty jokes together

  12. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 3:35am UTC
    Listening to the Doctor Who soundtrack while studying makes it all the more bearable.

  13. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    I just heard my nine year old cousin ask if we could watch Doctor Who. Life. Made.

  14. Totalwhovian10* Totalwhovian10*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    doctor: knock knock
    master: who's there?
    doctor: doctor
    master: doctor who?
    doctor:..............

  15. Totalwhovian10* Totalwhovian10*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 12:46am UTC
    i <3 <3 doctor who

  16. pixiewings23 pixiewings23
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 3:53am UTC
    I just sat in my room for 10 minutes, crying, after watching the Doctor Who Christmas Speical 'The Time Of The Doctor'. That was so sad...

  17. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 12:06pm UTC
    If anyone needs me,I'll be watching Supernatural...Or doctor who...Or... You know what?ILL WATCH ALL THE THINGS!

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 3:37pm UTC
    If I call you "bro", you're in the friendzone.
    Don't try to escape.

  19. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 5:02pm UTC
    friend: what's the first thing you would do if your crush asked you out?
    me: try not to wake up

  20. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 11:16pm UTC
    No freedom till
    We're equal.
    Damn right
    I support
    it.

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