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Dishonored*

1. Dishonored*
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   January 8, 2016 9:52am UTC
   me @ the universe: whhhyyyyyyyyy??
   
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2. Dishonored*
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   January 7, 2016 5:39pm UTC
   how I knew my last boyfriend wasn't for me:I looked at him, kinda upset that he said he'd never be the marrying type, and thought aboutthe future. which consisted of thinking "our kids would look f.ucking ugly" and me no longer being upset.
   
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3. Dishonored*
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   January 2, 2016 12:02am UTC
   my family: it's like.. I got two moms, but they are and never were a couple. like, I get two of everything when it comes to holidays and crap. so, it's also kinda like having divorced parents. without actually having two parents. I have a mom. totally birthed me out (in a car) and everything. and then I have "mom #2" who is just my mom's bestie who has known me for my entire life, and takes on a lot of parental roles. like I just had second Christmas, and it wasn't no weak a.ss gifts. she got me stuff, plus a $100 amazon gift card. that is like.. family gift. that is more than family gift. like I got my cousin a $20 blow gun and $10 paintballs that go with it. that's it.
   
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4. Dishonored*
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   December 31, 2015 6:31pm UTC
   my plan was to come home and play ps4 until everyone else got home. but instead I've literally just been sitting in silence for like the past 3 hours.
   
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5. Dishonored*
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   December 31, 2015 8:30am UTC
   if you're single for New Year's, and you are a little bummed, don't be. in my experience, when you add a partner to a holiday, there is a 99% chance they will screw it up. last thanksgiving: wasn't with anyone, but was being harrassed by bad ex #1 .last christmas: boyfriend at the time came over (which, what the hell? that is family time) and broke the scope on my new, $300+ crossbow. valentine's day: I WAS PRACTICALLY KIDNAPPED (no, seriously, I made a quote about that experience. guy bugged me to go out, I canceled, he showed up anyway, pressured me out, and refused to take me home. HE TOOK ME TO MEET HIS FAMILY. I BARELY KNEW HIM.)
   
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6. Dishonored*
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   December 27, 2015 12:18am UTC
   I eat when I get upset over how much weight I've gained. lmao, it makes no sense. needless to say, I've been doing a lot of eating recently.
   
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7. Dishonored*
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   December 24, 2015 5:23pm UTC
   my sister likes to use my education status against me (high school drop out.) but it's funny because I may have dropped out countless times, but I also still happened to be enrolled when schools started paying for state testing grades. so, I wouldn't show up for the year, come in on test day, half-a.ss it, get proficent, get the credit for that class and also $50.meanwhile, she is a highschool graduate, and failed the entrance exam to a votech school in all subjects but reading. she even failed the critical thinking part. she wants to be a nurse and the part she failed most was science. medicine and science are bffs.like it might be different from highschool science, but I literally made all my open ended questions into puns on the state test (which was a hefty portion) and I still passed. and bio is my weakest subject. I love sciences, except bio. and yet I got proficient, a credit, and $50 for that singular bio test. when I didn't show up the entire year.but okay I'm stupid.
   
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8. Dishonored*
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   December 20, 2015 6:36pm UTC
   my mom gets drunk and then goes off on a long tangent about me being r.aped. I wish she would stop it, honestly. I don't like knowing I'm part of the reason why she drinks.
   
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9. Dishonored*
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   December 18, 2015 12:27am UTC
   when you're an adult, and have adult responsibilities, but still being treated like you're a kid. I am grown. thanks.
   
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10. Dishonored*
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    December 9, 2015 11:05am UTC
    haha, I've had my car that I paid
    $6,500 for, for 2 months now. so
    far, it has spent weeks in the shop
    because the brakes pretty much
    almost killed me and they all had
    to be rewired, even though the guy
    was all "we just had all the brakes
    done" - bull. anyway, the brakes
    were $500. and now my transmission
    is pretty much shot. which will be
    more than $1,000. it wasn't even worth
    the $6.5k, and still my mom wants me
    to keep shoveling money into it because
    I just got it. I'm so tired of this.
    
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11. Dishonored*
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    November 28, 2015 5:04pm UTC
    more people should follow me on instagram..or tumblr.. yknow, anywhere. because I don't havemany for either. it's kinda sad.
    (also sad: the fact that I have to work so much,and so early. like even if I had my laptop I stillwouldn't be as active because, well, work got meall exhausted like. tomorrow the truck is comingand it'll probably be like 900 cases. and a slowdriver. which is annoying.)
    
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12. Dishonored*
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    November 23, 2015 12:25am UTC
    one of my dogs (I have four), got
    stuck in one of my neighbor's traps
    today. his foot is pretty bad looking
    (but not as bad as it could look.) he
    is a real.. dbag and it's so annoying
    that I can't blame him fully. I mean,
    it WAS his property and all. still, traps
    like that shouldn't even be legal. it is
    one thing to kill an animal for food, in
    a quick and painless manner (I live in
    the country, where people hunt to live
    and the only people that hunt for sport
    are spoiled townies), and torturing an
    animal for hours. maybe even days, it
    all depends on how long it took you to
    go check the trap. my dog was missing
    for hours. he likes to chase rabbits. he
    probably followed one over. and snap.
    those kinds of traps aren't humane in
    any way. it is pure pain. like it's pretty
    much a "break the leg and let it suffer
    for as long as it takes to go check it, or
    until it dies of starvation/infection/etc."
    it's abuse. like if legit bear traps are illegal,
    why aren't miniature ones? idk, I'm just sad
    and mad right now.
    
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13. Dishonored*
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    November 19, 2015 12:37am UTC
    I really need to set up my desktop,
    because mobile is ridiculous (I'm just
    a whiney child who finds phone difficult
    to multi-task with) and I've been going
    to facebook to run my mouth instead
    of witty and I made everyone hate me.
    lmao. it is actually sad for me.
    
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14. Dishonored*
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    November 16, 2015 12:09pm UTC
    Good god y'all I am sorry for ugly formats and lame posts, but I'm too lazy to make even a simple format on mobile. LIKE DO YOU KNOW how many taps it takes to get to ""? too many. anyway, just wanted to say that I'm not tryna be away from witty so long (even tho I'm running out of quote worthy stuff) it's just I keep losing track of days? like idk. maybe it's because I realized my computer had the wrong date? like it was multiple days off. it was a real mindf/ck.
    
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15. Dishonored*
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    November 13, 2015 11:29pm UTC
    people's opinions and lives are very important to me.
    I come off as a b.itch a lot of the time, very cold and such.
    but I actually care a lot. I care more about other people
    than I do myself. Which sucks, because it makes me
    so miserable. like, I want to quit school so bad, but whenever
    I make the decision, my teachers are all like "no, come on!
    you can do it, you're so smart. I believe in you!"
    and then I feel so guilty about quitting I just get really
    stressed to the point of not doing any school work anyway.
    
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16. Dishonored*
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    November 9, 2015 2:34pm UTC
    I don't suppose any of you have gotten your GED? aha..
    
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17. Dishonored*
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    November 8, 2015 10:41pm UTC
    I'm tolerable a solid 35% of the time.and I'm okay with that.. although, it hasdrastically dropped. maaan, I used to beso chill. no I have like.. 35% chill.
    
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18. Dishonored*
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    November 1, 2015 10:53pm UTC
    pretty sure, like, 90% of the population hates me.
    lol.
    
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19. Dishonored*
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    October 27, 2015 3:18am UTC
    I never knew how much my
    ex messed me up. until today.
    my mom looked outside and
    said "that better not be ryan."
    just the possibility terrified me.
    my heart was racing. it turned
    out to be him. and I'm scared.
    him showing up at my house
    to mess with me, is scary.
    
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20. Dishonored*
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    October 25, 2015 1:15am UTC
    I need a best friend. Someone that actually wants a genuine bestie. Someone that will go on roadtrips with me. Someone that will go on adventures with me. I want to see America, I want to see the world. I want to go to hawaii and cliff dive, and I want a "ride or die" beside me. I just.. I need a best friend.
    
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