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grownsimba · 4 years ago
ROFL
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Raxin · 7 years ago
That reminds me of a lyric from the Billie Holiday song "God Bless the Child", "You can help yourself, but don't take too much."
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jahn79* · 7 years ago
He enjoyed the company. You made him smile.
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Raxin · 7 years ago
Save 10% of every paycheck.
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gab* · 7 years ago
THIS. THIS THIS THIS
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Raxin · 7 years ago
Google has a good system. Employees get to choose the manager they want to work under. The sucky managers eventually end up with nobody to manage, and then they get fired.
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Raxin · 7 years ago
D'oh!
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Steve · 7 years ago
It sucks, but be glad it's such a small amount!
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Raxin · 7 years ago
Isn't there a way to disable chat in Yahtzee so you can ignore the trolls and concentrate on the game? Jeez. Windows checkers is good because nobody can type anything. You can only choose preset phrases like "King me."
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Raxin · 7 years ago
Solution:
more friends = more attention
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Raxin · 7 years ago
Watch your sugar level, also caffeine.
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seafoam* · 8 years ago
Those episodes of Snapped and other crime investigation shows where one spouse kills the other for their life insurance policy money make me want to die an unf.ucked (over) bachelorette.
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永久* · 8 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY, HANNA :D
Hope you had a good day yesterday!!

(I'm sorry I'm late!)
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Dudu* · 8 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAAY! Hopefully cake will make up for it ;D x
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MaddyWaddy · 8 years ago
happy birthday! I hope it's a good one
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wall-e* · 8 years ago
mine does too -____-
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Emma :)* · 8 years ago
PReach oMG
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Dishonored* · 8 years ago
Ahhh, the tag was supposed to be"messed up situation" but idk what happened. I'm so ungraceful.
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Dishonored* · 8 years ago
I was put off sleep for like over an hour to write this crappy thing. (My iPhone randomly deletes sentences and paragraphs and it's annoying but I was so irritated I started over.)
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Raxin · 8 years ago
Ha ha. Love it. The physics of balloons. BTW, you know how they say "heat rises"? That's incorrect. All air, including hot air wants to fall, because of gravity. Hot air is less dense, and has less "clout" if you will in falling (less density of mass per volume, so less gravitational attraction per volume), so all the cold air falls more "insistently" (denser, so more attraction per volume) and pushes the hot air out of the way (up). A hot-air balloon doesn't rise because hot air wants to go up. It rises because the cold air pushes it out of the way as it falls with more force.
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