if you're single for New Year's, and you are a little
bummed, don't be.
in my experience, when you add a partner to a holiday, there is a
99% chance
they will screw it up.
last thanksgiving: wasn't with anyone,
but was being harrassed by bad ex #1
.last christmas: boyfriend at the time
came over (which, what the hell? that is family time)
and broke the scope on my new, $300+ crossbow.
valentine's day: I WAS PRACTICALLY KIDNAPPED
(no, seriously, I made a quote about that experience.
guy bugged me to go out, I canceled,
he showed up anyway, pressured me out, and refused
to take me home. HE TOOK ME TO MEET HIS
FAMILY. I BARELY KNEW HIM.)
