FIFTEEN MORE THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW
(worst and best version)
1. I bake, and I bake well. If you aren't fat when we move in together, you will be in an alarmingly short time.
2. There's a 100% chance I'll give you a dumb nickname and use it excessively and always in a singsong, whiny, seductive, or surly tone depending on my mood. I won't allow you to give me one, though. The (nauseatingly ridiculous) honor is all yours.
3. I'll always offer to do your makeup. If you decline when you're conscious, I'll get ya in your sleep. (;
4. I'll kill all the roaches and spiders for you. I got this.
5. I'm comfortable with long silences; they're good for reflecting. I won't push you to speak.
6. I'll hog the TV to watch the Investigation Discovery channel. You'll never get to watch what you want to. I'm sorry.
7. I pout a lot. It probably isn't your fault.
8. Having grown up with a cheap mother, I'm all too familiar with the difference in quality (and taste, dear god, TASTE) between name brands and knockoffs. I won't put you through that kind of pain.
9. You can clean the toilets. (omg please I don't wanna)
10. I refuse to take selfies with anyone unless I am the one holding the phone.
11. I don't make beds, but I will jump on them.
12. My butt is best friends with counters and tables. It's a problem.
13. Being so clumsy, I tend to injure myself a lot, and when I injure myself, I tend to put on a show. Shouting, profanity, and wild flailing included.
14. I'm dead to the world during the day, but full of life at night.
15. ''What's for dinner?'' ''Leftovers.'' lol u funny
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