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  1. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2015 5:16pm UTC

    he'll never be that guy: captain of the football team, straight-a student, making the entire cafeteria laugh at his punchlines. the popular girls will never make jokes to him about his six pack or compare the size of their hands, laughing and mingling their hair as all of it gets twirled between fingers. he is not a model citizen and my relatives would cringe at his humour, though he accompany it all by playful grins and kind eyes. if i were to say his name to my friends, i would be met with laughter or confused stares, because would i not prefer to fancy somebody popular? and yes, i'm sure all of the populars are lovely, and i'm sure relating to quater-back-x-nerdy-girl stories would be cute, and i'm sure others' approval would make life easier. but him. never mind his status; his smile is what makes my dimples come out to see the sun and my shoulders remember what it's like to not bear their burden, and sure, i know, he'll never be that guy—but i'd like him either way.

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  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 10:03am UTC
    My son doesn't really have a choice.
    He WILL be an athlete.

  3. 3pointballer 3pointballer
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Boys fall for me cause i trip them with my laptop charger

  4. IBeHetze IBeHetze
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    If you have a problem with me:
    1.)write it nicely on a piece of paper
    2.)fold it up
    3.)AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A S S.

  5. Kate* Kate*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Trying to call phone numbers that were mentioned on movies
    to see if anyone picks up.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    i got kicked outta the pool today,
    apperenly the breaststroke isn't what i thought it was.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    remember back in like 5th grade when
    everyone vowed the would never do drugs or drink.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    IMAGINE
    A MIRROR
    THAT COULD
    REVEAL YOUR
    PERSONALITY,
    WOULD YOU
    DARE LOOK?

  9. EllieB123 EllieB123
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    So today...
    My mom found out that I cut.
    I was expecting a lecture...
    But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
    And said...
    "We're in this together"
    true story

  10. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    "Hi. I'm Austin & I'm 11 years old
    I'n taken by my gffff Amanda.
    9.24.12 shes my everything<3333
    but I still flirt with all the girls in my clas. shhh ;)
    I go to parties every satarday .
    but party at church on sunday!
    I luvv jesus but I think I might be atheist.
    I'm bisexual but I'd never touch a boy.
    I'm prolife but my gurlfriend is pregnant.
    She's having an abortion."
    ...... What did I just read?

  11. ambear24 ambear24
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    how awkward am i?
    last night, my boyfriend and i were cuddling on the couch.
    i got cold and rolled up into a ball.
    and then i blurt out,
    "check it out. i'm an armadillo."

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    on the x-factor:
    simon: whats your name?
    lady: panda
    simon: what?!
    lady: panda, like the bear.
    simon: why were you called panda?
    lady: well, my mom was in jail when she had me, and her cell mate was white, and she was black, so they just came up with the name.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    no matter how old you are;
    disney movies will always be best.

  14. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Dear 'boyfriend';
    Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
    Note: Please be prepared to submit additional information e.g. psychological profile, DNA samples and admission to polygraph exam.
    1. Name:______________________________________ Date of Birth __/__/____
    2.Height: __ft__in. Weight: ___Lbs. I.Q: __ GPA: __
    3.Social Security Number: ___-___-____ Drivers License: State: _______ Number: _____________
    4.Home address____________________ City: _____________ State_____
    5: Boy Scout Rank: _________________
    6.How fast can you run 40 yards: ____sec. Two Miles: ___min.
    7.Church you attend: ___________________ How Often? _____________________
    8.In 50 words or less, Explan what "DONT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" means to you:
    _____________________________________________________________________________________.
    9. In 50 words or less, Explain what "Late" means to you:
    ____________________________________________________________________________________.
    10. Complete the following sentences:
    a) If I were to be shot, the last place I would want to be shot is in the __________.
    b) If I were to be beaten, the last bone I would want to have broken is ___________.
    c) The one thing I hope this Application does not as is________________________________________.
    d) In the unfortunate event of my untimely death, I would like my ashes scattered ___________________.
    e)My greatest fear is____________________________.
    11. What do you want me be if you grow up?_________________________________________.
    12.How you ever been fingerprinted? Yes___ No___
    13. Do you have any identifying marks? e.g. birth marks,scars, tattoos Yes___ No___
    14.My dentist is __________________________________ City:_______________ State:______________
    I hereby swear that all the information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of Deah and or Dismemberment.
    Signed:____________________________________
    Thank you for your interest! Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not call, write or E-mail. Any attempts at contact during the processing of this application could be hazardous to your health and/or cause serious personal injury.
    Sincerely,
    Daddy's Orders

  15. underestimated underestimated
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    So today on the bus,
    I was listening to this song that brought back memories from when i wanted to kill myself. With hearing the song i started crying. I stopped the song and took my headphones out to get off. I heard one of the guys on my bus making fun of me i turned around and this is how the conversation went...
    Me: What the f.uck are you making fun of me for?!?! You don't even know why i was f.ucking crying. Who the F.uck do you think you are to judge somebody for the pain they have went through!?! What is so funny about someone wanting to kill themselves???
    Him: It's kinda funny.
    Me: NO IT F.UCKING ISN'T!!! SOMEONE DIES EVERY 40 SECONDS BECAUSE OF SUICIDE IT'S NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT!!!
    Him: Actually it kinda is.
    Me: SAY THAT AGAIN I F.UCKING DARE YOU!!!! WATCH HOW FUNNY IT WILL BE WHEN IT'S SOMEONE YOU PRACTICULLY TOLD TO KILL HERSELF!!!
    Everybody else was dead silent, we were in the middle of the hallways, this boy who is a junior was standing behind me, he asked me why i wanted to kill myself. My answer was,
    Me: Because of A$$holes like him, who make people feel worthless for not being like everyone else.
    Him: But why didn't you confront them?
    Me: Becuase, When the pain is this bad, you just want to keep it to yourself. Nobody else wold understand.
    Tanner (that's his name) Then lifted his sleeve to reveal cuts on his wrist.
    Him: Trust me i know what it's like to have nobody.
    At this point, i was pretty much balling, right in his arms.
    The kid who made fun of me then proceded to make fun of us. now this kid was kind of taller than me. I told him to come down to my level. When he finally did, i looked him dead in the eyes took a step back, and Punched Him. He ended up having to stay in the nurses office all day. I got a Detention, Tanner later asked me why i stood up for him, i said.
    Me: I did that becuase nobody has the right to make fun of what they have never felt. Nobody has felt the pain we have, and until he does he has no right to talk to me, you or anybody else like that.
    Him: Thank you, It really means alot to me. Nobody has ever done that for me.
    Me: Don't mention it, and if you ever need someone to talk to i am always hear.
    Then, He
    KISSED ME!!!
    I looked Him dead in the eyes and wondered.
    Me: Why did you kiss me?
    Him: Everyone needs someone special in their life. I think you could be mine.
    I am still freaking smiling!!!!!!

  16. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    I really miss you babe..
    What happened? Girlfriend break up with you?
    Yeah..
    format jimmy365
    Everytime.

  17. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    “Dude I have something really funny to tell you!”
    *Adult walks into room*
    ”..I'll tell you in a minute”

    nmf.

  18. sccagirl11 sccagirl11
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    *My Brother and I taking Reese (a ten year old) by the arms and legs to throw him into the lake*
    My Brother: Ready?
    Reese: NOOOOO!
    My Brother and I: ONE, TWO!
    Reese: No really stop!!!!!!!
    Me: What?
    Reese: I have to plug my nose.
    hahaha I love that kid.

  19. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Music is my painkiller.
    -----------♥-----------

  20. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    Mom: Why are your eyes so red?
    Me: I'm sorry to let you down, mommy, but I smoked weed...
    Mom: Don't lie to me. You cried again, didn't you?
    Me: ....Yes.

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