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  1. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    I WONDER IF
    people on this website associate me with elephants because of my profile picture...?

  2. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    i will never stop
    thinking of you. no
    matter how many times i
    try to convince myself that
    i am over you,i know that
    i will really never
    get over you.

  3. imverypretty imverypretty
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    I wish #03
    someone would invent a time machine so I can redo ALOT of stuff haha.
    Please don't remove this!

  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 11:47am UTC
    Right from the start
    you were a theif
    you stole my heart
    and I your willing victim

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    What did the meat shredder say to the meat?
    Grind on me

  6. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    x||||||||||||| CHERISH WHAT Y O U H A V E BEFORE IT BECOMES WHAT Y O U H A D. »

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    [SCREAMS AT NEAREST FAMILY MEMBER]
    MIDNIGHT MEMORIES

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:18am UTC
    ACTUALLY
    maybe the reason so many more quotes are negative rather than preaching about the sparkliness of life is that when people are happy,
    they're gonna be out there enjoying their day, not sitting inside writing quotes. Stop complaining already.

  9. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 12:55pm UTC

    Nov. 17
    Late last night, I thought of texting you
    "Good morning, I can't sleep"
    And then I remember that you are on a new journey
    Which I am not a part of
    And that's ok
    But good morning, I can't sleep.
    J.S.

  10. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    MY MOM JUST CAME IN
    MY ROOM LIKE 5 SECONDS AGO AND SHE SAYS, "Honey, don't go in the basement. It's flooding with poop."
    uMMM ?????????????

  11. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 9:25am UTC
    Oh, eat nightlock.
    ...hunger games insults are COOL.

  12. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 8:34am UTC
    it takes 30 seconds
    to type a text message
    that will make her smile
    for hours.

  13. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    i'm watching her
    while she's touching you and there's
    x||||||||||||| N O T H I N G I C A N D O ; G U E S S I ' M »
    HAPPY FOR YOU?

  14. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 11:43am UTC
    Dear you,
    I promise you I can be better. Just don’t give up on me, give me a little more time—please. I can’t do this without you. I’ll be better, I swear! Just don’t leave me alone with my thoughts, I beg of you.
    Love,
    me

  15. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    MY LIFE
    i s a l l j u s t o n e g i a n t ' s o r r y '

  16. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    ONE DAY,
    you'll be buying my books. ♥

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    escapism (noun)(english)
    the tendency to escape from dao;u reality or routine by indulging in daydreaming, fantasy, or entrtainment.
    la douleur exquise (noun) (french)
    the exquisite pain of wanting the affection of someone you know you can never have.
    gigil (noun) (filipino)
    the irrisistable urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearable cute and adorable.
    saudade (noun) (portuquese)
    a deep, nostalgic, and meloncholic longing for something or someone, often accomponied with a denied fact that what one longs for will never come back.
    vemond (noun) (swedish)
    a tender sadness or pensive melonscholy; the calm feeling that something emotionally significant is over and never will be back.
    shemomedjamo (verb) (georgian)
    to continue eating past the point of being full just because the food tastes really good; lit. "i accidentally ate the whole thing."
    abendrot (noun) (german)
    the color of the sky while the sun is setting.
    liefdesverdriet (noun) (dutch)
    the sadness, or depression, one feels about a love unanswered or love that is gone
    gemes (noun) (javanese)
    the anger one feels inside but cannot find a way to express it.
    kalverliefde (noun) (dutch)
    the temporary affection and infatuation usuall experienced by two young people in love.

  18. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:13am UTC
    I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
    how some people can buy a packet of mints, and not eat them all in one day. ♥

  19. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 9:47am UTC
    I don't know how to be
    something you
    miss.

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    what men think women love to be called:
    babe
    baby
    sweetie
    honey
    sexy
    what women ACTUALLY like to be called:
    lamp shade
    broken chair
    Samuel L Jackson
    dirty dish rag
    Mr.Clean
    Joe Biden
    what to heck
    if anyone ever calls me ‘samuel l jackson’ as a pet name i will straight up kiss them in the street

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