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TheFaultInOurStars

1. happiest*
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC
   how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works
   
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2. happiest*
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2013 2:24pm UTC
   maybe i can watch this hour long movie in ten minutes
   
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3. happiest*
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2013 2:26pm UTC
   u don’t realize how loud ur mouse clicking is until it’s the middle of the night and ur trying to hide from ur parents
   
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4. SmileyFacesAreAmazing
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2013 9:37pm UTC
   “ I KNEW HE DIDN'T LOVE ME, BUT I ADORED HIM ANYWAY. ”
   
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5. * Sabaism *
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2013 11:08pm UTC
   What it said:
   Hello friends.
   I'm making Witty faster by moving the database server back to the east coast so it can live near his friend the web server. Witty will be right back (in about 4 or 5 hours).
   What I read:
   Hello losers,
   I'm going to shut Witty down for hours so you can go insane with nothing to do as you stay up and impatiently refresh hoping that by some miracle it's back up. (Oh. And this is going to take about 9 or 10 hours.)
   
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6. celestialerror*
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 3:05pm UTC
   They laugh and say:
   hush now,
   it's all in your head.
   That's just it, though!
   It is in my head,
   and it's
   tearing me
   apart.
   (DS)
   
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7. Chris*
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 4:50pm UTC
   One day
   in the middle of class
   while everyone was working
   my eyes filled with tears
   because I knew
   about their work
   or friends
   or what's happening after school
   but all I could think of
   was how I'd much rather
   be at the top of a building
   ready to jump.
   (LG)
   .
   
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8. happiest*
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2013 2:14pm UTC
   if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pis.sed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
   
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9. *silvergirl*
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2013 7:18am UTC
   Now that they are just scars?
   I'm going to wear them to school today.
   With pride.
   
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10. Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    The truth is
    you could slit
    my throat
    & with my one last
    gasping breath, I'd
    apologize for bleeding
    on your shirt
    
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11. kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    Relax!
    Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add a boyfriend to your life. Please try again.
    
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12. pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:16am UTC
    society: be yourself
    society: no not like that
    
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13. pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 10:58am UTC
    when i was younger $20 felt like $100 and now $20 feels like $1
    
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14. Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    if you have ever used whole
    eraser without losing it
    Seriously, I salute you
    
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15. Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    i will stop loving black
    when they make a
    darker color.
    
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16. capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    "big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
    neither does a big dÎck if half of it is your personality
    
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17. capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped
    
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18. Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    congratulations,
    YOU SURVIVED ANOTHER DAY.
    
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19. Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:39am UTC
    We Are Special To Someone
    Until They Find Another
    
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20. CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book
    
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