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if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pis.sed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
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if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week

255 faves · 5 comments · Sep 27, 2013 2:14pm

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funny · happy · boyfriend · week · lock · dong · trunk · away messages

BlackButterflies · 6 years ago
they'd be dead. they'd both be dead.
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*SocialCasualty* · 6 years ago
Im actually pretty sure the one would eat the other...
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mariah_love1369 · 6 years ago
my boyfriend would be happy to see me
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*_* · 6 years ago
Why is this taged on away messages?
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supercalifredge · 6 years ago
'The boyfriend would PROBABLY be plssed'
IM DYING
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