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TheGirlWhoLived*


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    My phone just filmed a 3 hourdocumentary about life inside mypocket...

  3. TheGirlWhoLived* TheGirlWhoLived*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
    Bigger plot twist: Monopoly game is over

  4. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    I love books and stories more than I love people.

  5. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:02am UTC
    NEVER when someone catches on fire
    do I see them "stop. drop. and roll."

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    THERE'S A HELL.
    I 'VE SEEN I T.
    THERE'S A HEAVEN.
    LET'S KEEP IT A SECRET.

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    I can almost smell the flowers
    I won't recieve today.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    dear monday,
    i think we need to break up. i'm seeing tuesday and dreaming about friday

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    my dream date: a date

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE” and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    'Why do the most beautiful things
    break so easily?'
    I whisper to the poptart I just broke

  12. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    For every fave this quote gets
    I'll do a confession

  13. raginaaax* raginaaax*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    Call me old fashioned but,
    I like being called sweetheart and honey
    i like flowers instead of jewelry
    drive-ins are cuter than actual movie theaters
    i like slow dancing not twerking
    writing letters is better than texting
    sleeping together > not sleeping together
    So call me old fashioned.

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    Catching Fire
    was pretty awesome
    even though half of the movie
    was Katniss and peeta kissing

  15. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    nothing compares to that feeling when you discover a new book and it just consumes your life and you literally want to eat and breathe this book and when it’s over you think about it for days and days and the idea of reading a new book repulses you because all you can think about is the flawlessness that was the book that you just read.

  16. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    "REMIX!!!
    Shut up, Jack."
    ~Alex Gaskarth
    `

  17. TiredandTan TiredandTan
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    I wanted something to be wrong
    So I convinced myself it was
    Why do I self-sabotage?
    Why can't I just let myself be happy?
    It's easier to be alone
    And maybe I should be
    I don't deserve you anyway

  18. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 3:09am UTC
    It's cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes,
    thinking that people are actually going to share them with their family :P

  19. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I went into a store to ask for job applications and the guy helping me out was about 17 or 18 and he had flippy, blond hair and big blue eyes with glasses. His name tag said "Hello, I am Emotionally Unsable" and when I saw that I started laughing and said "You're my new best friend" and he smiled and said "That's the best news I've heard all day" and now I really want that job.

  20. Hoshi_Shikuna Hoshi_Shikuna
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    "It gets better.
    It always gets better.
    Life
    will never
    put you though more
    then you can handle."
    -Austin Carlile

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