I went into a store to ask for job applications and the guy helping me out was about 17 or 18 and he had flippy, blond hair and big blue eyes with glasses. His name tag said "Hello, I am Emotionally Unsable" and when I saw that I started laughing and said "You're my new best friend" and he smiled and said "That's the best news I've heard all day" and now I really want that job.