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ImAwesome12345678

Status: oh you like to sleep too? we should do it sometime together ;)

Member Since: 2 Mar 2012 12:45am

Last Seen: 20 Dec 2014 04:34pm

Location: *in your bed*

Gender: M

user id: 279832

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My names Brad
which means I'm 75% rad

if ur remotely cool talk to me

some really cool babes you should follow:
Recklessandrelentless
_Jannette

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ImAwesome12345678
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December 20, 2014 4:31pm UTC

The moon was undone now, free to move and rise and fall and drip on the boy's face, making him nice and murky, like his thoughts.

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ImAwesome12345678
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November 27, 2014 5:10pm UTC

He carried stars in his pockets because he knows she fears the dark.
Whenever sadness pays her a visit, he paints galaxies on the back of her hands.

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ImAwesome12345678
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July 7, 2014 7:11pm UTC

Find a heart that will love you at your worst
and hold you at your weakest

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ImAwesome12345678
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June 16, 2014 10:51am UTC

my favorite flavor of cake is more

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ImAwesome12345678
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May 6, 2014 10:53pm UTC

I watched quietly, as the smile died on her face, and knew this was the end.

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ImAwesome12345678
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April 21, 2014 7:34pm UTC

what do you call a sphere full of idiots
earth

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ImAwesome12345678
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April 13, 2014 5:49pm UTC

I am a poet, but she is poetry itself.

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ImAwesome12345678
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March 4, 2014 6:59pm UTC

i don’t like your clothes take them off

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ImAwesome12345678
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March 2, 2014 11:51am UTC

i hate teachers who give homework over break
like do u not understand what a break is
do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

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ImAwesome12345678
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February 27, 2014 8:57pm UTC

*flicks holy water on you* be gone

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ImAwesome12345678
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February 26, 2014 8:50pm UTC

we're all addicted to something that takes the pain away

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ImAwesome12345678
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February 25, 2014 6:50pm UTC

are you Na?
cause you are Sodium fine

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ImAwesome12345678
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February 18, 2014 12:26pm UTC

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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ImAwesome12345678
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February 13, 2014 10:49pm UTC

we've only got a day until Valentines Day
so if you're secretly in love with me
now is the time to speak up

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ImAwesome12345678
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 10:20pm UTC

*white girl voice* can you not

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ImAwesome12345678
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February 2, 2014 12:48am UTC

hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?
i see 10s of 10s of 20s
laying down upon yourtitties
yes i do
no one can twerk datass like you
i swear its true

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ImAwesome12345678
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 12:36am UTC

me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
mom: what
me:
mom:
me: Virgin Mobile
mom: go to your room

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ImAwesome12345678
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February 2, 2014 12:10am UTC

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears

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ImAwesome12345678
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January 28, 2014 9:22am UTC

how to be better than me:
• ur already doing it
• i’m a loser

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ImAwesome12345678
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January 28, 2014 9:07am UTC

so basically
i just want someone to cuddle and make out with

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