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March 23, 2013 1:07pm UTC

Miley Cyrus could trust a whole town in Tennessee to keep her secret, but I can barely trust one person.
Seems legit.

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carson5482
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC

The best place to
hide a dead body:
Page 2 of Google
search results.
follow for a follow.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 9:32am UTC

That awkward moment when
your friend is getting yelled at
by their parents, and you just
sit there and look at your
phone in silence.
format credit-rajsonkar

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 4:11am UTC

In every shop,there's always that one employee
who stares at you like you're about to steal something

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC

what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Teedee17
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August 16, 2012 10:03pm UTC

17 Again ❤ Never gets old...

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starposk
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Most people:
Yay no school!
Me:
One more day to procrastinte.

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just_paint_the_picture
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 9:35pm UTC

My science teacher told us it's important to
make hypotheses, so here mine is:
Mother Nature has cried a
hurriane because she is
depressed from a devestating
break up.
Listen Mother Nature,
we've all been there,
done that. If you really
want to get out the
emotions, just join Witty.

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Melanie_RE
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 9:46pm UTC

When a person cries and
the first tears come from
right eye its happines,if it's
frome the left,it's pain

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321letsgo
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Halloween is for dressing up as something you're not. That's why most girls go as something sexy.

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isabelhope80
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 9:43pm UTC

And am I the only one...
Who has that one item of clothing they never wear, yet they can't get rid of it because it's so cute?

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 3:15pm UTC

You can't wear a tank top two days in a row, and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So I guess you picked today. Oh, and we only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays. Now, if you break any of these rules,you can't sit with us at lunch.
♥♥♥♥

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bieberfever13
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:42am UTC

What if your crush liked you back?

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 6:22pm UTC

The Moment
When you want to know
what is going through someone's mind
when they stare at you
my quote

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere
and you kind of just scare yourself

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Him: Should we kiss now?
Me: I don't know, I've never kissed a guy before.
Him: Neither have I.
lol. okay I love you Michael.

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:38am UTC

Take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person- just reflections and pictures
(◑.◑)

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xblondybbyx
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 9:33am UTC

That sad moment where you might not get to go trick or treating because of a hurricane coming to my state.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 4:15pm UTC

The money in your wallet
could've once belonged to Zac Efron or Barack Obama.

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