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OreoLover
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September 2, 2012 10:38am UTC

Imagine This
It's fall. You've just gone back to school. You get along with everyone, and you never have to sit alone at lunch. That guy that you've liked forever decided to arrange all of the fallen leaves on your lawn to spell out "I love You." And he stood there with a big smile on his face and a rose in his hand, asking you to be his girlfriend. The two of you go on romantic walks in the park, taking in the crisp, fall air. You get chilly, so he gives you his warm sweatshirt to wear. At night, the two of you cuddle in his bed, and just sleep in eachother's arms. On chilly nights, the two of you sit outside with a big blanket and drink hot chocolate together. On Halloween, you go trick-or-treating together then go home to carve pumpkins. At the end of the night, you cuddle up together on his couch watching Disney movies until you fall asleep. In his arms, you feel like the luckiest girl in the world.
Imagine that.
♥

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horsechick818
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September 2, 2012 8:57am UTC

There were two kids in my 7th grade class.
~Romeo and Juliet ~
At first, i think they went out because of their names.
Juliets mother never let them go "out" because she was too young to date.
So he said "i'll still see you in school everyday"
But they feel in love.
It's 8th grade now.
A few weeks ago, Juliet was killed in a car accident with her dad.
Now, Romeo is on suicide watch.
I can't tell if this is sad or ironic.
true story.

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aviva41133
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September 7, 2012 8:43pm UTC

Embarrassing moment #1
You I was at my crush's football game and I was talking to my friend about how hot he looked in his football jersey. The woman in front of us kept turning around and smiling at us. The next day at school my crush came up to me and said " So, you think I have a cute smile"? The lady in front of us was his mom. O.O

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kelseyylovesyou
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September 7, 2012 6:03pm UTC

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FullofWit
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September 7, 2012 3:33pm UTC

*first day of highschool*
me: this is gonna be a good year
me: *takes two steps, falls*
friend: well your off to a good start.
^^TRUE STORY.

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DarylJr114
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September 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC

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PurplePinkDreams
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September 7, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Justin Bieber and One Direction:
Justin: Aye wanna come over to my house after the VMAs are over?
Zayn: Sure man.
Niall: OMG ASDFGHJKLKTRLKFGH
Liam: Uh, I can't. I have a date with my girlfriend.
Louis: Yeah me too sorry bro.
Harry: I wanna come.
Justin: Oh you can't.
Harry: Why not?
Justin: Your hair is the problem.
Harry: What the–
Justin: You see, Niall, Zayn and I have straight hair. You don't. That will ruin the symmetry.
Harry: Dude are you serious?! Like, what the hell?
Justin: Yes I'm serious. Next time you want to hang out with us, you'd better straighten your hair.
Harry: It's because I asked your mom out, isn't it?

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gloriaLOVE
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September 7, 2012 4:16pm UTC

*In the store*
Strange Old Lady: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure!
Strange Old Lady: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Me: I don't know, what?
Strange Old Lady: It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick!
Me:
Strange Old Lady:
Me:
Strange Old Lady:
Me: Hahahahaha. That's great. *forces smile*
... True Story.

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Compulsive_Confessor
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 1:45pm UTC

Me walking into the class with jacket on
Teacher: Take that jacket off NOW!! It's against the rules!
Me: Omg, I'm so sorry! Is anyone hurt? No? Ok... I'll just slowly remove this extremely hazardous jacket... of my torso... and slowly freeze to death
Me: But miss, why are you wearing a jacket?
Teacher: Because it's cold and...
Me: Everybody get down! She's got a jacket!
Teacher: *facepalm*
nmq

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ilovemikaylaandmelissa
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I Always See Quotes That Say
"Today at the supermarket I was all dressed in sweats and no make up and a little boy perposed with a candy ring."
Well today at Cosco, I was in gym shorts with my hair up and a little boy growled at me.

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 2:10pm UTC

How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione?
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer, and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose.
Primrose: Here.
Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher: Rory.
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC

I wonder if God gets excited
when he finally sees us with the
person He created us to be with.
Or i f He is watching and is l i ke --
" That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM. THAT
WAS THEM."
"Ugh, why are all my otp's walking by each other without
noticing?""
We are in a giant reality TV show and God and the angels are the fandom.
nmf/
fformat from imthetypeofgirl

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC

just remember, if we get caught;
you are deaf and i don't speak english.

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megsyhunt
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:46am UTC

using moms money: I'm going to buy that, and that. $150? I'm definitely buying that
using my money: $2? Maybe thats too much..
Woohoo for tumblr

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Terilyn
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August 17, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Me: Mom these are the Vans i want to get. *shows her le vans on my laptop*
My Mom: *grabs the laptop and looks at them* Those are cute! We'll get them this weekend.
My Mom: *starts looking at my other tabs* Look, Alex liked your photo on Facebook!
Me: Yes I know. Can you give me my compu-
My Mom: Oooh! What's Wittyprofiles?
Me: MOM I'M PREGNANT!
My Mom:
Me:
Witty:
Voldemort:
Josh Hutcherson:
Canada:
Me: haha. uh. APRIL FOOL'S.
My Mom: But it's not Apr-
Me: Ha. I know it's not.. Silly Billy. ha. bye mom. i have to go.. wash the cat. Pip Pip Doodley Doo! *grabs the laptop and runs*
My Mom: *yells after me* We don't have cat!
Me: PIP. PIP. DOODLEY. DOO.

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AwesomeUsername
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August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC

The other day, I was at Taco Bell with my friends.
A man saw that I didn't have enough money to get a drink, so he bought me one.
He was homeless.
Selfless people like him give me hope. ♥
GivesMeHope.com

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DANMOON
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September 14, 2011 6:30pm UTC

SERIOUSLY
why aren't you in
my bed right now?

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DANMOON
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November 7, 2011 4:26pm UTC

Hi, i'm a shower
if you turn me on, i'll make you wet.

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DANMOON
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June 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC

I wonder if Adele's pregnancy was planned or if it turned up out of the blue uninvited

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