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seafoam*
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November 19, 2015 6:15pm UTC

We emotionally manipulated each other until we thought it
was Love.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Roses are white
nightlock is blue
it’s called Catching Fire
not Hunger Games 2

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happiest*
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November 20, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 2:38pm UTC

how to flirt with someone in a museum:
introduce yourself and then say "i would shake your hand but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces."

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

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伤*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now
i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

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伤*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 10:36am UTC

have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
so you just stare blankly into space
while feeling your heart break into pieces

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ocean pixie*
posted a quote
September 30, 2014 4:50pm UTC

it feels like i've died but i'm still here and life is still going and people are still living but i'm not part of that it's like i'm dead but i'm still here

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Delicate*
posted a quote
July 2, 2014 12:38am UTC

On the losing side of everything,
and I'm falling for your great game.

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the1975*
posted a quote
June 27, 2014 2:41am UTC

And now i've finally realizedwhy i get the horrible achein the pit of my stomachsince the day you left...it'sfrom all these butterflies youused to give me now deadand decaying inside of me-JL

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
June 30, 2014 6:38pm UTC

*Puts handcuffs on a cute band member*
You're under arrest, you have the right to remain cute and mine forever.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC

shoutout to the kids who
put the correct answers in the textbook.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC

making a joke
in front of a ton of people
and having them all crack up
is one if the most beautiful feelings
you’ll ever feel.
Don’t deny it.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Today,
I got my first instagram hate.
You wanna know what I woke up to?
'kill yourself'
And you know what I did?
I laughed and ate a pretzel

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 11:10am UTC

Maroon 5?
I think you mean,
"Adam Levine and the guys who stand behind him."

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 12:31pm UTC

do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts
when you're in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random thoughts in your head like "ooh cupcakes, and raindrops and teacups."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC

My brother walked into my room.
He asked what the worst day of my life was.
I said 'i dont know.' and he said
'mine was today.'
i asked him why and he was silent.
i said 'did you and your girlfriend break up?'
he looked up with tears in his eyes and nodded.
he said 'she broke up with me for logan, my bestfriend.'
and i hugged him while he cried on my shoulder.
my heart broke.
he's only 9.

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