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  1. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    If that's tea, I'll have coffee.
    If that's coffee, I'll have tea.
    Simple as that. :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. idontknowwhattothinkanymore idontknowwhattothinkanymore
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure.
    I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times and hard to handel. But if you cant handel me at my worst, then you absolutely dont desetve me at my best...

  4. LikeADaggerInMyHeart LikeADaggerInMyHeart
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    You shouldn't treat anyone differently because of something they have no control over. After everything I've been through, I honestly don't class anyone as 'crazy' anymore. They're just human beings who maybe have something a bit wrong in the head, it doesn't mean THEY'RE wrong. If you just try and understand them for a minute, you might be able to see this.

  5. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    I'm not saying it's the start of a Zombie Apocalypse,
    but when a dude bites off another dude's face and doesn't react to being shot... perhaps you should consider it.

  6. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Principle: So why have you been sent down here?
    Me: Because the teacher interrupted my conversation
    Principle:
    Me:
    Principle:
    Me:
    Principle:
    Me:
    Principle: Hahahahahahaha! Go back to class.
    *I walk out awkwardly and go back to class*
    true story...

  7. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Here's to the 90's babies, with no baby
    & here's to all of the 90's babies who are amazing moms and dads♥

  8. Soccerchic15 Soccerchic15
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:21pm UTC
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  9. Katie_Payne97 Katie_Payne97
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Guy 1: Hey i just got my first kiss!
    Guy 2: Bro... Your mom doesn't count.
    Guy 1: Yeah... But yours does.
    BURNED
    © format by: h0peful

  10. gwenythadele gwenythadele
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Me: *breathes*
    Mom: EXCUSE ME?
    Me: What?
    Mom: I don't like your additude.
    Me: But I--
    Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
    Me: Okay.
    Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: *blinks*
    Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

  11. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    person: you're ugly
    Me: shhh do you hear that?
    person: hear what?
    Me: its the winds of me not giving a f.uck
    Me: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。 ・゜*

  12. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    How 1D will talk to their children:
    Harry: Now...erm...listen....so basically....you can't...erm...do that...so...like...you have to go in...basically...I'm putting you in a timeout...
    Louis: Did you just talk back to me? You better hope that you didn't just talk back to me! I am the king of sass and you do as I say!
    Zayn: Hey, hey it's cool. No problem. Just say you're sorry! It's all part of the roller coaster of life, Mini Me.
    Niall: Well looks like SOMEBODY isn't getting desert tonight!
    Liam: Now listen here...You can't just do that! I'm sorry was that too mean? Let me start over...What I was trying to say is, it's not okay to do that! Ah I'm sorry. I'm raising my voice too much, aren't I? You're supposed to be kind to everyone and everything. So now you need to go say you're sorry and give that person a gift basket....no! Give them two gift baskets! And a puppy! Oh why not three puppies? That will hopefully show them how sorry you are!
    -nmq/nmf

  13. Beautiful_Scars Beautiful_Scars
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Why dont i juss follow in
    his footsteps
    & move on to the next one

  14. sarnotsav sarnotsav
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:37pm UTC
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    / \ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \______________________________________________________
    \ / \/ \ / \ /\ / \/ \ /
    \/ \/ \ / \/ \/
    \/
    If your life doesn't have both ups and downs,
    your dead.
    mf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Those scenarios you make up;
    in your head when you start to like someone.

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:26pm UTC

    Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of.
    Y o u ' r e l i k e a u n i c o r n .
    format by jimmy365

  18. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
    for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

  19. justxanotherxsecret justxanotherxsecret
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Take My Hand,
    I'll teach you to dance
    Spin You Around
    Won't let you fall down.

  20. Skink Skink
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    • • • • • • • •
    "Your the voice I hear inside my head, the reason that I'm singing."
    - Joe Jonas
    • • • • • • • •

:)

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