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heyitscooper
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 11:13pm UTC

Imagine if you called the wrong number and the person who answered was a celebrity. "Hello" "Mom?" "No. This is Morgan Freeman"

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 1:20pm UTC

I hope it haunts you for the rest of your f*cking life that you're the reason behind the scars on someone else's body, or that you're the reason others are not here to see their scars heal.

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CaosGoMoo
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 8:25pm UTC

Flo from Progressive is now in a relationship with Jake From State Farm.
♥ 5 hours ago ● Comment ● Like
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Baseballisme
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 5:03pm UTC

"Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you!"
"Yea... so is a grenade..."

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MusicIsLifexoxo
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:44pm UTC

Call it old fashioned, but I still think it's
cute when someone writes you a love
letter.

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Justin_Selena_Forever
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:33pm UTC

There is a commercial on TV
One girl says "Some girls collect boyfriends, I collect shoes."
And I'm just like, yeah you know, because we all have a secret stash of boyfriends that we collect.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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JustSaying
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 10:59pm UTC

You know two addresses:
• Your address
• P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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jenycaa07
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 10:58pm UTC

OTHER GIRLS;
*post a status*
"all i wanna do it cuddle ): "
*300 likes; & 50 comments saying, "cuddle with me!"
ME;
*posts same status*
*2 likes; & 1 comment saying "lol ewh. "

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:12pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
do you ever just
touch your face
and you'r e li ke wow.
i can feel the ugly
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:06pm UTC

h o w d r u n k m u s t y o u b e t o
adopt a mouse as your son and name it stuart ?

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Long but worth while...i promise
Her name was Abby
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

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