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Papaute
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October 13, 2013 10:54am UTC

romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.

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Cammie
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October 13, 2013 1:03pm UTC

today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn’t and she was like kenny give me your phone or you’re going to the office and he was like its not a phone and then pulled out a bucket of fried chicken.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

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kristabff
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October 13, 2013 1:56pm UTC

Me: hops on that D
Me: quickly hops off because i forgot that the Hollywood sign is actually really high off the ground

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flyingbacon7
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October 14, 2013 12:34am UTC

My super power is being
super awkward

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LifeHunter
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October 5, 2013 3:44am UTC

Let go of regret. It is nothing more than a scar. You've grown on your path. Honor your past and embrace your journey. You are exactly where you need to be.
Fear is only in your mind. It is always tied to a past or future event. You are safe, empowered, and perfect in the now. Live in the present. You have earned it.

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ChocoTaco
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October 4, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Sure there are mass murderers
but there are also people who like black jelly beans. I don't know which ones I should be more afraid of.

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Lethal*
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September 29, 2013 10:07am UTC

i like writing because it's like speaking,
but you don't have to say anything.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 27, 2013 5:53pm UTC

"Please cover up. It distracts the boys."
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?

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gab*
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September 27, 2013 10:40pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ChocoTaco
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September 25, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Me: Oh my gosh, I love the new Witty layout so much!
Sister: Um..what's Witty?
Me: What are you talking about? I said I have so much homework tonight and you should really help me, and I need to wash the dishes, and do you want me to make you dinner because you seem pretty hungry, and we should totally go skydiving sometime next week because that seems pretty cool too. Let's buy a hotdog.
Me: Duh, what did you think I said?

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gab*
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September 22, 2013 8:10pm UTC

sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides.
autumn.

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gab*
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September 24, 2013 7:04pm UTC

♔
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true love isn't found like this,
i should wait before i kiss
frogs who will never become PRINCES.

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ChocoTaco
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September 24, 2013 9:04pm UTC

So in English class we're reading Julius Caesar
And we have to write an essay on who we think is more fit to rule, Caesar or Brutus. So I seized the opportunity and took Gretchen Weiner's quote from Mean Girls, and if my teacher doesn't accept it then she just needs to reevaluate her whole life. Soooo here's my essay:
"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"

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ChocoTaco
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September 23, 2013 7:40pm UTC

If I was a celebrity, I bet you a million dollars
That all I would do all day is scroll through all the fanfictions about myself. And I could bet that much money because I'd be famous and rich.

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ChocoTaco
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September 19, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Teacher: The line can only go in one direction.
Fangirls: LIKE OH MY GOD, SHE TOTALLY SAID ONE DIRECTION!!!!! *faints*

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CharliesTheName
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September 20, 2013 1:54pm UTC

No, being bisexual is not a phase if I've been bi since I was 5

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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September 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC

*Runs into a chair*
Me: sorry
Chair: you f.cking should be

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pavanstorm
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September 19, 2013 11:45am UTC

I don't understand people who only sleep with one pillow.

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gab*
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September 19, 2013 8:31pm UTC

so my heart starts beating fast and my mind basically explodes whenever i see my crush and my thoughts always range from "ew stay away from me you dumb díck i fúcking hate you" or "please just fall on top of me and kiss me passionately" and these contradicting positive and negative thoughts usually occur just 5 seconds apart from each other

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