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StarAngel360
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June 27, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Patient:The problem is that obesity runs in our family.
Doctor: No, the problem is no one runs in your family.

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calliecalliecalliefornia
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June 27, 2012 5:16pm UTC

What does a nosy pepper do?
»»» Gets jalepeno business!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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smluvsart
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 2:25pm UTC

did you know #18
THAT BANNAS ARE TECHNICALLY CONSIDERED BERRIES.
should i do a series?

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enchant
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June 27, 2012 5:06pm UTC

You can always tell she is really hurt
When she starts ignoring you.♥

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beautyinsidexox
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June 27, 2012 6:05pm UTC

*posts quote to witty, 10 minute later with no favorites*
"Psh...wittys just dead."

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Listen_xo
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June 27, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Summer Story
Once, I sat on the couch. Went on the computer. Ate food. Fell asleep. And repeated for 70 days.
trueeeeeee.

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letshavesomefun
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Some people are like clouds,
When they disappear,
It's a brighter day.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Have you ever just sat there
and realized how weird you are?

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SportsLover004
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 1:52pm UTC

When dentists ask you
a question and you're reply is just 'udsebgsrujbgsgnjk'
Format: twilightgirl995

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stillawake
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Weight Is Just A Number
You're beautiful just the way you are♥

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2good2btrue
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 9:22am UTC

*Drake and Josh*
Josh: I hope you go bald.
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah.
Josh: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

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neversaynever16
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June 27, 2012 10:47pm UTC

click to see this quote

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carlienorma1119
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June 27, 2012 12:32pm UTC

I Wanna Be
That girl who looks amazing in baggy sweat pants, t-shirt, no makeup, and messy bun
Fav for a series?

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movinatthespeedoflove17
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 2:25pm UTC

You're such a beautiful girl
why do you have to be so ugly to yourself?

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Sometimes I'm just so clever,
I don't even understand what I'm saying.

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BlackButterflies
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June 27, 2012 3:55pm UTC

o ver
f re
fave if you get it ^

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Walshy
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 10:52am UTC

Dear guys,
if you plan on kissing a girl,
do it in the rain
Trust me.
You'll thank me later.

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CoolSt0ryBr0
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 11:31am UTC

That face you give to your bestfriend
Whena hot guy walks into the room.♥
nmq
not my format

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madyc13
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 10:42am UTC

Your gonna miss this.
your gonna want this back.
your gonna wish these days hadnt gone by so fast.

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