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1. calliecalliecalliefornia
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 7:03pm UTC
   My best friend is anorexic. She's been depressed. She gets bullied on a daily basis. She is the most beautiful person I know, and today I saw cuts on her arm. She responds directly to music, and so my friends and I are going to write her song, maybe then she'll be able to see that she isn't alone. So please, witty girls, if you can help us come up with lyrics to help us prove to her she is loved.
   
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2. calliecalliecalliefornia
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2012 12:01pm UTC
   There are other fish
   in the sea,
   But you'll always be my Nemo
   <3
   
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3. calliecalliecalliefornia
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   September 13, 2012 8:50pm UTC
   Today, he smiled at me. Whoah guys, this is gettin serious.
   Cookiedoughformats
   
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4. calliecalliecalliefornia
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   August 27, 2012 11:14pm UTC
   Truth is
   I'm tired of people
   Leaving me
   
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5. calliecalliecalliefornia
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2012 2:00pm UTC
   I remember the day
   You gave me a ring, on the playground in third grade.
   It was made of plastic.
   You had found it in the dirt where we were digging
   You told me, it didn't matter that I was a girl and you were a boy
   we'd be best friends forever, and one day
   we'd get married
   But I guess forever had an end.
   my quote/ nmf
   
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6. calliecalliecalliefornia
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   August 16, 2012 3:22pm UTC
   My mom says I'm pretty so screw you!
   
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7. calliecalliecalliefornia
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   August 7, 2012 1:54pm UTC
   I don't wanna live a day without you, I just wanna be the one that makes you happy...
   
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8. calliecalliecalliefornia
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   July 30, 2012 1:26pm UTC
   I think that life is like a car on a free way. There's always going to be someone in front of you, and someone behind you. You can slow down and stop, but eventually, you're going to have to get up and start driving again.
   
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9. calliecalliecalliefornia
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   July 30, 2012 1:18pm UTC
   when nothing goes right, go left.
   
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10. calliecalliecalliefornia
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    July 27, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Harry Potter: I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AN' FORTH!
    Voldemort: Dislike.
    Harry Potter: What? Jealous I have hair to whip?
    Voldemort: No!!!
    Harry Potter: Hey I'm going to get my nose pierced later, wanna come get one too?
    Voldemort:OH sorry, it's my mother's birthday and I'm going out to dinner with my parents later.
    Draco: pwned.
    tumblr
    
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11. calliecalliecalliefornia
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    July 27, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    Laughing so hard that no sound comes out, and you sit there clapping like a retarded seal
    
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12. calliecalliecalliefornia
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    July 25, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Me without you is like
    Facebook without friends
    Youtube without videos
    and
    Google with no results
    
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13. calliecalliecalliefornia
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    July 24, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Bf: Babe!! Why are you so quiet! I invited you over so you could meet my parents, not stare at your dinner all night
    Gf: Well the thing is...today I went to CVS and asked the pharmisist to help me pick out the best condoms for tonight...
    Bf: and????
    Gf: You never told me your dad was a pharmisist...
    
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14. calliecalliecalliefornia
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:30am UTC
    o
    You have to stop crying, and you have to go kick some a**
    -Lady Gaga
    Quote by: JustAnotherWittyGuy
    
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15. calliecalliecalliefornia
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:27am UTC
    ………………¸·*¨¯¨*·.
    ………………`·-·*…..).·*¨¯¨*·¸
    …………………..¸,.·´……*·-·´
    ..·*¨¯¯¨*·¸…….*´¯) I don't mean to spoil the ending for you
    (………..`·.,¸_¸,.· But everything is going to be okay
    .`·-·*
    ♥
    
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16. calliecalliecalliefornia
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    July 9, 2012 7:44pm UTC
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    Murderer? That's a harsh word...
    I prefer mortality technician
    .▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    
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17. calliecalliecalliefornia
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:32am UTC
    When your crush doesn't have a partner and you're like
    I VOLUNTEER!!! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!
    \
    
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18. calliecalliecalliefornia
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    July 8, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Toaster: I want you inside of me.
    Toast: That's hot.
    
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19. calliecalliecalliefornia
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    I'm sorry I'm not as skinny as her
    I'm sorry my hair isn't as long as hers
    I'm sorry I'm not as nice as her
    I'm sorry I'm not as pretty as her
    I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you
    I'm sorry, but I will never change.
    
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20. calliecalliecalliefornia
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    July 6, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    If you like me, tell me.
    If you miss me, show it.
    If you love me, prove it.
    
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