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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Pick her up
and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
She'll scream and fight you,
but secretly, she'll love it.
Hold her hand while you talk.
Hold her hand when you drive.
Just hold her hand.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
Protect her.
Tell her stupid jokes.
Tickle her, even when she says stop.
When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Kiss her on the cheek.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Just kiss her.
Let her wear your clothes.
Go slow.
Don't push anything.
When you fall in love with her, tell her.

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Loopy23
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 12:27am UTC

Mum: You never do anything for me.
Me: I fake a smile, I hide my problems from you to avoid you getting stressed, I cover up the scars, I don't talk to you so you don't have to pretend to put up with me and I act like I'm mentally stable so you don't have to worry.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 12:08am UTC

Get a glass and smash it on the floor.
- Okay, done.
Is it broken?
- Yes
Now say sorry to it.
- Sorry.
Is it fixed now?
- Of course not!
So sorry wasn't good enough?
- Well no, but-
What about glue? Can you fix it by gluing it back together?
- I can try.
Can you still see the cracks?
- Yes.
Will it hold any water? Can it still fulfull its purpose?
- No, but-
Why not?
- Because it's broken.
Because you have broken it.
- Oh.
And it will be forever broken. You couldn't fix it by saying sorry.
- Oh.
Will it still be broken if you walk away?
- Yes.
So you leaving won't fix it?
- No.
Can anything make it the way it was before?
- No.
Do you understand now?

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:48pm UTC

That terrifying moment when you can't
jump on your bed fast enough after
turning the lights off.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 2:43pm UTC

Christmas was better when I was young.
So was the rest of my life..

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Those little kids running around outside, having so much fun.
I hate watching them, it breaks my heart.
Cause that used to be me. I used to love everything, I didn't have a care in the world. Everyone was perfect in my eyes, and could do no wrong. Now, things are completely different. I just wish those little kids would enjoy it while they can, because
growing up is not as fun as it looks.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 7:50pm UTC

Do you know what it feels like?
To be the ugly friend?
To never feel good enough?
To be the girl everyone overlooks?
To hate everything about yourself?
To feel like no one cares?
To be self conscious of every little thing?
To look in the mirror and see nothing but imperfection?
To be a failure?
To constantly feel alone?
To get sick looking at yourself?
To feel like you don't belong here?
Do you know what it feels like to be me?

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 3:57pm UTC

Kid: Sir, why do we take English?
Teacher: It's required.
Kid: I mean like why is it called English class?
Teacher: We speak English.
Kid: No, we don't. We speak American.
Teacher:
Class:
Kid: I mean people in England speak English. We speak American. We don't use the words they do, adn they don't use the words we do. Therefore we don't really speak English, we just use some of their words.
Teacher:
Class:
Kid:
Me: Whoa, man. That was deep. I think I just teared up a bit.
Kid: -.-
We decided that he was actually kind of right though..

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 3:04pm UTC

*In English talking about chivalry*
Teacher: Most people would say chivalry is dead
Kid: What is chivalry?
Teacher: Like opening a door for a lady, pulling her chair out for her, walking on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street
Kid: Why would you walk on the side closest to the street?
Teacher: In case a car comes, it hits you instead of her
Kid: Why would you do that?! Are you crazy?! Just push her in front of the car and save yourself. Every man for themself!
Teacher: And that's why you don't have a girlfriend
Everyone: *Dies of laughter*

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Imagine.
Just imagine waking up tomorrow, and everything being okay. Imagine not feeling disgusted with
yourself. Imagine feeling like you belong. Imagine you wanting to live. Imagine falling in love.
Imagine being happy. Imagine being the person you want to be. Imagine loving everything about
yourself. Just imagine waking up tomorrow and realizing your purpose on Earth.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 6:20pm UTC

My mom: Come on, we're leaving!
Me: *Gets ready in 2.5 seconds*
My mom: *Does the laundry, washes dishes, cleans the house, drives to China, delivers 20 babies, cures cancer, watches a 2 hour movie, feeds starving children, helps and old lady cross the road, defeats Chuck Norris*
My mom: Okay, lets go.
Me: Meh ah gah er uh buh derp

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 6:21pm UTC

I feel like fat people
are funnier than skinny people.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC

I hope when you die you get to see
your life stats. Like how many
times you laughed, or how many times you kissed.
Or how many people have loved you
or how many have hated you.
How many times you made a stranger
smile or laugh, or how many people thought
you were pretty. What kind of impression you
made on others and what
everybody else thought of you.

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Me : *does something stupid*
Mom : *Tells the entire family
Mom : *tweets*
Mom : *Posts on facebook*
Mom : *Blogs*
Mom : *Tells people on china

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 11:29am UTC

Saying "no we can't " when Bob the Builder and his gang said "can we fix it?"
because you were a rebellious c.nt of a child

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:53pm UTC

I love
making people who already hate me
hate me more

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Sometimes,
I will just get annoyed with people randomly.
Like I don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them
but their presence just bothers me.

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Either that's another firework or a tribute is dead.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 5:07pm UTC

it's nice when someone can reply to
your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 5:14pm UTC

what if one day the earth was just like "i'm done" and flew into the sun

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