My mom: Come on, we're leaving!
Me: *Gets ready in 2.5 seconds*
My mom: *Does the laundry, washes dishes, cleans
the house, drives to China, delivers 20 babies, cures cancer,
watches a 2 hour movie, feeds starving children, helps and old
lady cross the road, defeats Chuck Norris*
My mom: Okay, lets go.
Me: Meh ah gah er uh buh derp
