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  1. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 7:43pm UTC
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    When you
    don't know how to pronounce a character's name in a book, so you just substitute your own jibberish word in your
    head.

  2. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    To realize the value of ONE YEAR
    ask a student who failed a grade
    To realize the value of ONE MONTH
    ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
    To realize the value of ONE WEEK
    ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
    To realize the value of ONE DAY
    ask the person who was born on February 29th
    To realize the value of ONE HOUR
    ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
    To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
    ask the person who missed the train
    To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
    ask the person who just advoided an accident
    To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
    ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics

  3. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    "Act natural!"
    The sentence that has the power to make everyone do the complete opposite of natural.
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    who wondered how Miley got away with being Hannah Montana around her friends?
    Like if I wore a blonde wig and my friends saw me, they'd probably tell me to take it off and stop being an a//hole.
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  6. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Wikipedia: I know everything!
    Google: Well, I have everything!
    Facebook: I'm popular, I know everybody!
    Internet: Without me you're all nothing.
    Electricity: Keep talkin', biitches.

  7. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    People 726419295 miles from me: Wow! You're so pretty! I'm so jealous!
    People at my school: Ew. It moves.

  8. lashaay lashaay
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    I wonder
    how many times I've ended up in the background of a stranger's photo...

  9. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
    Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
    Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
    Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
    Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
    Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
    Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
    Tumblr

  10. Soniaxx16 Soniaxx16
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    Society: EveryGirl Is Beautiful.
    Fat Girl: Really?
    Skinny Girl: Really?
    Curvy Girl: Really?
    White Girl: Really?
    Preppy Girl: Really?
    Black Girl: Really?
    Society: Waait, let's be more Specific........
    You need to have Boobs the size of Canada, An a** that will put Nicki Minaj to shame. Perfect non-spotty skin that looks even better without Make-up, Straight white teeth that will blind someone who looks at them without sunglasses. Hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of Rainbows and Unicorn tears, Eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, Soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because Guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
    Girls:....
    Society:
    Girls:....
    Society:
    Girls:....
    Society: Why Is Everyone Getting So Depressed?
    STOP JUDGING PEOPLE. JUST STOP.

  11. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    That awkward moment between your birth and your death.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    ♥ Maybe Raindrops Are The
    bravest thing created by God.Want to know why ?
    It is because .....they are Never afraid of falling....

  14. xXLollipopXx xXLollipopXx
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:01pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    The more you fear something the
    bigger it ...
    appears♥

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    my theory: you're never lost, you're just going on a new adventure.

  16. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    The other day, I was at Taco Bell with my friends.
    A man saw that I didn't have enough money to get a drink, so he bought me one.
    He was homeless.
    Selfless people like him give me hope. ♥
    GivesMeHope.com

  17. JustDream89 JustDream89
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    I'm Hur t But . . .I'm NOT Broken<3
    Format: twilightgirl995

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:50pm UTC
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  19. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    didn't know Adele was 7 months pregnant until just now O.o

  20. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 8:19pm UTC
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