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  1. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  2. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2014 6:34am UTC
    i look in the mirror and see a girl.
    she looks and talks just like me.
    but when life decides to take a dramatic whirl,
    is my reflection the same as can be?
    my reflection smiles and laughs a lot
    she doesn't let anything get to her.
    everyone thinks she's quiet, but her friends know she's not
    but there's something that one doesn't infer.
    when she gets upset, she doesn't say a word.
    she keeps her mouth shut with her friends
    because they have learned
    even my happiness ends.
    so really, who am i?
    i can be super happy, but if could you read my mind?
    you'd cry. (nm)

  3. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    l'm awkward when people compliment me:
    "Nice hair"
    Me: Thanks, l grew it myself

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    Isn’t it strange? There are so many people out there who secretly love someone. And there are so many people out there who have no idea that someone secretly loves them

  5. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    Just imagine if a celebrity got a Witty
    And then all of a sudden it was the next big thing, and all your family and friends were getting accounts too. Then all our secret lives were uncovered. Everyone would know what we said about them, they'd know where we hid the bodies, they'd know our life stories. It would be like our diaries being invaded. That would be scary.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
    Santa: Let's be realistic

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    "on average, there are seven people in the world that look similar to you."
    i would like to meet these people and apologize.

  8. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Pants without pockets: why
    Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who will call me at 4 in the morning
    and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
    Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn’t even dream of it.

  10. styles* styles*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    There are 364 days
    until Christmas
    and people already have their lights up.
    unbelievable.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
    guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC
    I use jokes from Witty in real life,
    and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

  13. Connork11 Connork11
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    "It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
    "It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
    "Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
    "You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
    "Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
    NMQ

  14. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
    -____-
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
    Even though I went to school.
    format credit jimmy365

  15. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    PLOT TWIST
    The series finale of iCarly ends with
    Miranda Cosgrove waking up
    from a coma in a hospital bed,
    with Drake and Josh by her side
    saying, "Megan?"

  16. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
    hey this one can't run away

  17. Lost_Girl_98* Lost_Girl_98*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study.

  18. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 12:55am UTC
    SHOUTOUT TO
    SIDEWALKS
    For keeping me
    off the
    Streets

  19. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 1:37am UTC
    Thunder only happens when it's raining
    Players only love you when they're playing
    They say, women, they will come and they will go
    When the rain washes you clean, you'll know

  20. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 6:08am UTC
    Friend: Have a boyfriend in your new school yet?
    Me: I don't even have a friend yet so no.

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