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happiest*
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January 4, 2014 1:35pm UTC

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

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tylerr
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December 18, 2011 3:15am UTC

i love cereal.
me too
guess we should make out then.

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jimmy365
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December 30, 2011 4:19pm UTC

My little sister`s password for the Disney website is:
"MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto"
I asked her why, she said:
"They told me to use 4 characters"
nmq
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

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BravoSierra
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April 4, 2014 5:42pm UTC

my dad: why are your eyes all red?
my brother: i was smoking weed
my dad: don't lie, you were crying because you're a little bítch.

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*crybaby*

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March 28, 2014 1:54am UTC

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?
HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"

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ChocoTaco
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February 1, 2014 7:52pm UTC

Me: *dies*
Mom: This is no excuse.
Mom: *Brings corpse to school*

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Hale_Storm18
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November 4, 2013 9:03pm UTC

"i can see your bra"
*series of natural disasters*
*the city gets set on fire*
*democracy is abolished*
*the country dissolves into a violent anarchy*
*family sells me for three goat*
No one must know a teenage girl wears a bra.

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BravoSierra
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October 31, 2013 3:28pm UTC

If you're going to make me the third wheel on the sidewalk,
at least let me stand in front so I can feel like I'm leading my army into battle.

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ChocoTaco
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February 25, 2013 3:36pm UTC

I wish we could feed our fat to the starving children in Africa
it would solve obesity in the United States
and starvation in Africa

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yourcool
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February 16, 2013 1:33pm UTC

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC

the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

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happiest*
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October 13, 2013 2:03pm UTC

*flirts with tree* so did you grow here your whole life

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC

At McDonalds last night this dude,
gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
"You McF/cked up.
format credit to: Jade672

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ChocoTaco
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October 10, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Teacher: The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you.
Me: Then what's the bell for?

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Hale_Storm18
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October 9, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?

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伤*
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September 28, 2013 12:50pm UTC

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

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happiest*
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October 2, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Apparently boys will be boys always but girls it’s all your fault always

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_Jannette
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September 30, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Instead of getting their period, girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month. everyone wins.
format cred: _Jannette
don't remove.

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Hale_Storm18
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August 23, 2013 7:14pm UTC

I hate when I see tattoos of an anchor that says "I will not sink". Do you know what an anchor does? An anchor f.ucking sinks.

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CookieMonster09*
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August 16, 2013 4:14pm UTC

my grandma just told me she always reads the last page of a book first just in case she dies and doesn't make it to the end.

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