Rapper: I be f*cking all dem b*tches Rapper: Smokin all dem blunts Rapper: Gettin drunk every night Rapper: F*ck all ya! Rapper: *Gets an award* Rapper: I'd just like to thank God.
yourcool posted a quote
March 29, 2013 10:00pm UTC
i want a guy that is cute and funny but not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that's tall and skinny but not too skinny but not too buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi. like is that so hard to find
does anyone ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
ChocoTaco posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:40pm UTC
*When God created me* God: I'll put in a few tablespoons of talent. God: Whoops!! I accidentally put failure instead... God: Well I could put attractiveness in to replace it. No big deal. God: *Drops whole bottle* God: Oh no! That was ugliness not attractiveness... God: Whatever mind as well put in some awkward too...
ChocoTaco posted a quote
March 11, 2013 6:12pm UTC
*My conversation with my mom* Me: I am 100% postive I haven't met the person I'm going to marry. Mom: How can you be so sure? Me: Because I'm destined to live alone with 43 cats all named Steve. Mom: Why would you name them that? Me: It's an inside joke. Mom: With who? Me: ...Myself... Me: *Feels the shame radiating off my body*
i just feel the need to tell you all that my school has a once-yearly ceremony where we invite an old man in a kilt up on stag and watch him scream poetry at a haggis and threatens it with a sword. then, all the prefects drink whiskey with the old man. i wish i was joking, but no.