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Vinita*
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January 1, 2014 6:55pm UTC

2014:
That year when smoking recreational marijuana became legal and boys can enter the girls bathroom

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*Yours Truly*
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January 1, 2014 1:17am UTC

I'm going to raise my non-existent glass to the people staying at home for New Years.
Cheers.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ImNotArObOt*
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January 1, 2014 6:51pm UTC

My Five year old son is glued to the tv...
It's hilarious. I've also super-glued the dog to the window.

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*blushes*
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January 1, 2014 2:20pm UTC

Everyone is...
better
prettier
skinner
smarter
funnier
happier
than me.

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Sophie*
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January 1, 2014 6:59am UTC

me: *hears laughing fom 49262 miles away*
me: i know they're laughing at me i just know it

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nothing Important*
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January 1, 2014 2:25am UTC

My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating eh.. I start tomorrow

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*Tori Leigh*
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January 1, 2014 5:51pm UTC

me: doesn't play enough games with my tamagotchi

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Lethal*
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January 1, 2014 12:05pm UTC

dear 2014:
please be the year I finally don't feel insane anymore.
please be the year boys find me cute.
please be the year i become girly.
please be the year i weight 115 pounds.
please the year when i stop bingeing.
please be they year i get my first a in math.
please be the year i get my first real boyfriend.
please be my year.

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*silvergirl*
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January 1, 2014 10:56am UTC

Fog Shark : *breaks into boys room*
Boy: ITS GOING TO EAT US
Doctor: Well, maybe we are going to eat it
Doctor: .....
Boy: *horrified*

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NeverFadingBeauty*
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December 31, 2013 11:04pm UTC

Hi.
I'm Lu.
I am perfect and amazing and just adorable.
Lyric is so lucky he's with me. I mean c'mon. Just look at me
But you know what
You're all perfect too
This year was great
I mean I'm great, you're great. Let's all be great together
I hope your greatest wishes come true this next year
Because mine already have.
Love you all.
Xoxo♥

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nothing Important*
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January 1, 2014 2:14am UTC

Congratulations to those who made it through 2013 R.I.P to those who didn't

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* Sabaism *
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January 1, 2014 6:31pm UTC

What I expected when it turned 2014:
*Explosions*
Me: WOAH. I FEEL DIFFERENT. LIKE A NEW PERSON.
What really happened when it turned 2014:
*Firework booms*
Me: Oh...It's 2014...? Already..?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Infinity on high*
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January 1, 2014 5:21am UTC

When people leave prices on presents by accident
I KNOW YOUR SECRETS

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Hale_Storm18
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January 1, 2014 12:45pm UTC

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Jordan.*
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January 1, 2014 8:17pm UTC

So that's my wish to you, and all of us, and my wish for
myself. Make new mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes.
Make mistakes nobody's made before. Don't freeze, don't
stop, don't worry that it isn't good enough, or it isn't perfect,
whatever it is; art, or love, or work or family or life. Whatever
it is you're scared of doing, do it. Make your mistakes, next
year and forever.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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January 1, 2014 11:43am UTC

I said leave,
but all I really want is you
to stand outside my window,
throwing pebbles, screaming,
"I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU."
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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