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kat*
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January 1, 2014 2:38am UTC

2013: year of the kinda fab
2014: year of the hella rad

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*blushes*
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January 1, 2014 3:10pm UTC

Cute boy: Hi
Me: Who paid you????

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ImNotArObOt*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 11:09am UTC

My goal in 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013
which I should have done in 2012
because I promised them in 2011
and had planned it in 2010

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 12:04pm UTC

I know that ( ♥ ) you see what
[[ you're doing to me. ]]
Tell me, why?
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 12:27pm UTC

the existence of broccoli
DOES NOT EFFECT THE
taste of chocolate.
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Vinita*
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January 1, 2014 11:56am UTC

The first thing i ate in 2014
was a carrot,
therefore,
I am healthy

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*crybaby*

posted a quote
January 1, 2014 2:23am UTC

kids that mix their play-doh colours are the reason global warming exists

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 6:38am UTC

grandma: do you want some cake
me: no thanks
grandma: here's your cake

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*crybaby*

posted a quote
January 1, 2014 1:53am UTC

WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BOOBS THEY ARE LITERALLY A BALL OF FAT ON A GIRLS CHEST LIKE IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SH/T

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*blushes*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 12:39pm UTC

Just because she's pretty,
doesn't mean you're ugly.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 12:43pm UTC

i say "do you wanna fight?" a lot for a girl who is 5'1" and has a hard time opening some doors because they're too heavy.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 1, 2014 4:26pm UTC

my new years resolution is to not fall in love with every boy who's nice to me.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 12:09am UTC

Who else is surprised Miley
didn't ride the ball down?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Everyone else: *Getting New Year's kisses*
Everyone else: *Making New Year's resolutions*
Everyone else: *Hanging out with friends*
Everyone else: *Waiting for the NYC ball to drop*
Me: *Sitting on the Internet*

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 6:31pm UTC

THey Say THey KNoW
what I can feel and time will find a way to heal but right now time is not enough.
Format by Breeze

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BulletproofLove
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Hello there,
The angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue...

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 3:37pm UTC

So wake me up when its all over
When Im wiser and Im older
All this time I was finding myself
Didnt know I was lost

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 3:44pm UTC

i wish my cat was a human because he’s never mean to me and he’s never too busy for a cuddle and we get along so well

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Sometimes,
I wish that I was a boy
Then I wouldnt have to make contact
With the cold toilet seat cover

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savannah*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC

☯ There is always the good and the bad; but there is
also the good in the bad, and the bad in the good. ☯

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