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  1. driscoll08x driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy
    and my face hits the mirror.
    nmf

  2. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    R.I.P
    to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
    to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
    shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

  3. wanesa wanesa
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    today,
    my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from
    Harry Potter.
    I have over a hundred contacts and have no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now.
    FML.
    format: mumblebumble

  4. xotristy12xo xotristy12xo
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    my parents: you're beautiful honey
    old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
    boys: ew what is that creature

  5. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I'm Do You Realize That
    any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known it
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  6. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
    but the other person doesn't follow the script.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. Lollipop69 Lollipop69
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:34am UTC
    *Fav if you have ever
    given or received
    > > > The "Sup" nod < < <

  10. marisalynne marisalynne
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    The other day I was in Target buying makeup.
    Next to me was a girl and a boy holding hands.
    The girl was looking at the eyeliner and the the boy simply says, "Put that down."
    The girl looked confused, and he just said
    "You're so beautiful without it, why do you waste all your money to cover it?"
    Then he turned to me and said
    "You don't need it either. You're pretty without it."
    Guys like him give me hope♥
    -true story.
    -my quote.

  11. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC
    I'm taking → a survey.
    If you support gay marriage; comment.
    If you are against gay marriage; comment.
    If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.

  12. Julietxoxo Julietxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    That moment
    When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers.♥

  13. March_25_ily March_25_ily
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 2:36pm UTC
    And there we were;;
    sitting on his bed, working on our english assignment. it was
    awkward being at his house, considering we stopped being friends
    a few years ago. but even so, i can't say i didn't like it.
    he stopped writing and said, just out of the blue,
    "why aren't we friends anymore?"
    he took me by complete surprise. i didn't know what to say. so i simply said
    "because we just gave up trying."
    "trying what?"
    "Look, you're popular. you've been the football guarterback since i've known
    you. you have girls who'd do anything to date you. you're a straight-A student.
    to the untrained eye, you're basically the perfect teenage boy. but me? i'm
    not popular, i just have my close friends. i'm not beautiful, maybe not even
    pretty. i'm not great at sports or anything. i can barely pass the mile
    run in gym class. i do alright in school, but i'm no genius. and guys
    aren't exactly fighting to ask me out. we were total opposites. i'm not even
    sure how what made us friends in the first place. but whatever it was,
    wasn't strong enough to last long."
    he looked at me seriously for a long time, taking in what i had said.
    "I know why we became friends." he finally said.
    "Why, then." i asked.
    "because on the first day of middle school, when you walked into homeroom,
    i almost stopped breathing. you were beautiful. you were wearing those faded jeans
    and green tank top. you had you're hair in a ponytail and weren't wearing any make-up.
    and you didn't know anyone in our class, but you still just came in and sat down next to me,
    smiled, and said "hey, i'm erin, what's your name?" and i could smell your rasberry shampoo
    and see the friendship bracelet on your right arm. and right at that moment, i knew."
    "..knew what?" i asked, amazed.
    "Right at that moment, i knew, that you were the girl i wanted to be
    in my life forever <3

  14. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    who else thinks it's cute
    when you catch a guy looking at you? ♥

  15. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    "Who's that?"
    "What are they doing?"
    "What's happening?";
    "Shut up and watch the movie".

  16. spencer21 spencer21
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    TODAY I SAW A GIRL,
    With crazy-colored hair walking down the street.
    [♥] with a shirt that said, "Don't Judge."
    my friend tapped my shoulder, pointed at her, then started laughing.
    Then she turned around,
    the back of her shirt said,
    "I'm just having fun with my hair before chemo."
    She Gives Me Hope.
    nmf &givesmehope.com :)
    LAYOUTCREDI
    

  17. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    ----> A kid gave his teacher
    a blank piece of paper. <----
    Teacher: What is this?
    Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
    Kid: The cow ate all of it.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
    Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

  18. Alybuzz Alybuzz
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    I'm Jealous Of My Parents
    I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
    . ......

  19. andreaax3 andreaax3
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    So today in English,
    my teacher informed us she knows when we're texting because
    "no one just looks down at their crotch & smiles." (:
    -----> B U S T E D ;; <-----

  20. saarahhhh saarahhhh
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010
    we would have flying cars and robots
    ... but no.
    So far, all we've come up with is
    backwards robes and
    rubber bands shaped like animals.
    not mine

:)

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