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----> A kid gave his teacher
a blank piece of paper. <---- 

Teacher:  What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

 
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----> A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. <----

4643 faves · 9 comments · Feb 1, 2011 10:39pm

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irocksocks123 · 1 decade ago
i put this quote and i got 54 faves...
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SofiaAaA · 1 decade ago
didnt they use that on outnumbered im not sure but
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tashaismybestie · 1 decade ago
you dont get it!??! hahaa the cow was eating grass-but he ate it all-so he left (:
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peace902 · 1 decade ago
i dont get it either!
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fueledbysara · 1 decade ago
Oh god, story of my childhood right here, we thought this was the best joke ever!
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xxabby99xx · 1 decade ago
Ok umm I don't get it :( I feel so left out ahhh!!
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Esmee45 · 1 decade ago
I saw this on facebook and it awesome :))
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bieberluvvvrr · 1 decade ago
luv this!
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coolkidforlife · 1 decade ago
i know a guy , and his teacher asked the class to draw any picture for art, and at the end of the day, he handed in a blank paper, and said its a white man lost in a snow storm. he aced it. xD
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