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BlackButterflies
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June 4, 2012 3:32am UTC

When someone wayyyy skinnier than you
goes "OMG IM SO FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and you're just sitting there like,
"Okay, if you're fat, what species of whale does that make me???"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
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June 4, 2012 8:31am UTC

Imagine #2
Niall hacking into you're twitter account, and changing you're name to
Mrs.Horan

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pleasespeaktomyface
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June 3, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Grinch: It's because I'm green, isn't it!?

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limegreenpanda13
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June 3, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Please read the whole thing.
Today I wenrt outside. I fell and skinned my knee, my knee gushed with blood. I yelled to my mom, I had her camera in my hands. Instead of checking to make sure I was okay, she started inspecteing her dumb camera for a whole minute while I was still laying on the ground. She started yelling at me, and it was only an accident. She cared more about her camera than me. She never even asked if I was okay.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 9:21pm UTC

On phone with parent:
You: SHHH, I'm on the phone with the parents
Friends: *nothing*
Best Friends: PASS THE DRUGS. PUT ON YOUR PANTS. STOP DANCING LIKE A STRIPPER

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MusicSavesMySoul
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC

*Over the summer*
Friend: What day is it?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: B*tch please, I don't even know what month it is.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:35pm UTC

My dad is suffering from cancer.
So damn straight if you post a status saying.
"My parents took my phone. I hate them."
I'm going to comment.
Then I'm going to post a status.
How can you sit there and hate your parents.
When I'm sitting here wondering if one of my parents will be alive tomorrow?

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 7:22pm UTC

"Louis and I were outside, then Louis saw
A pigeon, so he ran to it and screamed,
'Kevin, is that you?!'"
-Zayn Malik

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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swagginitup96
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Ugh. I'm so ugly.
You spelt beutiful wrong.
Lol. so did you.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Why aren't you answering?
Sorry, I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I find it.
Okay.
Did you find it yet?
No
Okay, let me know when you do.
/nmf

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 4:07pm UTC

We all have that one brunette friend
that always says
"Sorry, I'm blonde..."

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Cupcake1D
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:32pm UTC

me:OMFG
Friend: what?
Me: Im......
Friend: Your what?
Me: Im.... sexy and i know it!
Friend: you woke me up for that at 12 in the morning?
Me: yep :p

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SweetLoli
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 11:07am UTC

Remember when you used
to do this ✌ when you were
taking a photo with your friends ?

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Raymatts
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:05am UTC

School year:
Me: Yeaaaaa it's Saturday!! Let's do something crazy!!
Friend: Totally! I love the weekend!!
Summer:
Me: Dude, what day is it?
Friend: I think it's Saturday
Me: oh

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Quartochi1D
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 9:21am UTC

Every One wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you caint make a rainbow without a little rain

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epicness
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 4:54pm UTC

Why do people call eachother retarded? Being retarded is a disability thats really hard to deal with. I mean its just like saying "Hahaha you have cancer".
mq/nmf

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epicness
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 9:13pm UTC

One day I'm gonna go to mcdonalds
And say:
"Hi, may I have a Krabby Patty with kelp
fries and extra kelp sauce?"
Because YOLO
Format by Sandrasaurus

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epicness
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 3:43pm UTC

A girl from my class commited suicide yesterday.
She was only 12.
Can I get 12 faves for her please?
NMF

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