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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2433
When a guy smells
like Axe and you actually act
like the girls in the
commercials.
tumblr

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Hale_Storm18
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July 17, 2013 6:41pm UTC

If you ever want to see true happiness, watch the reactions of the men on The Maury Show when Maury says, "You are not the father!"

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bye*
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July 10, 2013 8:13pm UTC

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today" and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg"

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CookieMonster09*
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July 10, 2013 8:47pm UTC

boy: I'm having a p.nis transplant tomorrow
girlfriend: I know
*boy wakes up and only mum there*
boy: where's my girlfriend
mum: who do you think gave you the p.nis?
boy: what
- saw this on tumblr and couldn't stop laughing-

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CookieMonster09*
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July 10, 2013 8:49pm UTC

I'm interesting but not your average interesting girl, I just
laugh at random stuff and kill people.

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Breeze
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 8:58pm UTC

Me: Teen Wolf. That's such a stupid name.
Me: It sounds like such a stupid show.
Me: Why would anyone watch anything called "Teen Wolf"?
Me: But a lot of people are talking about it...
Me: Okay. I'll watch one episode.
Me: *watches one episode*
Me: ...
Me: *watches two seasons*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: It still has a stupid name. I mean, I know that it's referencing the 1985 movie of the same name but it still sounds stupid.
Me: *watches another episode*
my quote
Format by Breeze

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WeAreTheBoys
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July 3, 2013 7:25pm UTC

What room can't ghosts go in?
The living room...

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:47pm UTC

One of the girls in the shop where I work is going to be having a baby.
I just haven't decided which one yet.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 7:38pm UTC

When I was a little boy.
Dad: I spy something grey.
Me: Your hair!
Dad: I spy something adopted.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 8:23pm UTC

I'm sick of chasing after people who won't put in the same effort for me.
After today, the ice cream man can go to hell.

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Get ready for a shower
Do weird stuf in front of the mirror for an hour

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Hale_Storm18
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July 10, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Oh hot resevoir, this is my jelly.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 10, 2013 12:25am UTC

In America, you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a "Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwhich." shirt. Let that sink in a little bit.

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ChocoTaco
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July 9, 2013 8:06pm UTC

We all say that being on Witty Profiles made us such better people
But the majority of you still don't understand the concept of simply ignoring the quotes you don't agree with instead of writing an essay in the comment section on why they're wrong, and how your opinion is the only acceptable one.

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BlackButterflies
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July 10, 2013 5:03am UTC

one of the worst things you can do to another person is pretending to like them when you don't
like
i'd rather you admitted that you disliked me than having to find out six months later from someone else that you hated me the whole time thank you

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