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  1. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2433
    When a guy smells
    like Axe and you actually act
    like the girls in the
    commercials.
    tumblr

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    If you ever want to see true happiness, watch the reactions of the men on The Maury Show when Maury says, "You are not the father!"

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today" and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg"

  4. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    boy: I'm having a p.nis transplant tomorrow
    girlfriend: I know
    *boy wakes up and only mum there*
    boy: where's my girlfriend
    mum: who do you think gave you the p.nis?
    boy: what
    - saw this on tumblr and couldn't stop laughing-

  5. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    I'm interesting but not your average interesting girl, I just
    laugh at random stuff and kill people.

  6. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Me: Teen Wolf. That's such a stupid name.
    Me: It sounds like such a stupid show.
    Me: Why would anyone watch anything called "Teen Wolf"?
    Me: But a lot of people are talking about it...
    Me: Okay. I'll watch one episode.
    Me: *watches one episode*
    Me: ...
    Me: *watches two seasons*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: It still has a stupid name. I mean, I know that it's referencing the 1985 movie of the same name but it still sounds stupid.
    Me: *watches another episode*
    my quote
    Format by Breeze

  7. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    What room can't ghosts go in?
    The living room...

  8. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    One of the girls in the shop where I work is going to be having a baby.
    I just haven't decided which one yet.

  9. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    When I was a little boy.
    Dad: I spy something grey.
    Me: Your hair!
    Dad: I spy something adopted.

  10. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    I'm sick of chasing after people who won't put in the same effort for me.
    After today, the ice cream man can go to hell.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Get ready for a shower
    Do weird stuf in front of the mirror for an hour

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    Oh hot resevoir, this is my jelly.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 12:25am UTC
    In America, you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a "Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwhich." shirt. Let that sink in a little bit.

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    We all say that being on Witty Profiles made us such better people
    But the majority of you still don't understand the concept of simply ignoring the quotes you don't agree with instead of writing an essay in the comment section on why they're wrong, and how your opinion is the only acceptable one.

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:03am UTC
    one of the worst things you can do to another person is pretending to like them when you don't
    like
    i'd rather you admitted that you disliked me than having to find out six months later from someone else that you hated me the whole time thank you


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 10:46am UTC
    Can I suck your d.ick?
    *teacher appears out of nowhere* I don't know, CAN you?

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    *unplugs 100% charged iphone*
    *slides to unlock*
    battery 43%
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 1:08am UTC
    boy: i like your jacket
    me: you're welcome
    me: wait a second

  20. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 1:29am UTC
    FINAL EXAMS
    Things in the course
    Things I studied
    Things on the exam
    Format by Breeze

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