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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    GIRLS AND THEIR CURLS AND THEIR
    GOURMET VOMIT. BOYS AND THEIR TOYS AND THEIR
    six inch rockets

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Daisies are white.
    "FREEDOM." is what I scream.
    All throughout the night

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    A hot guy followed me on Witty.
    I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 10:40am UTC
    Whenever I listen to Marina & The Diamonds, I either want to curl up in a
    ball and eat ice cream while crying about my feelings or I want to put on my cutest dress and red lipstick and stab my enemies through the heart with my high heels. There is no inbetween.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    you wanna take this outside???
    you wannt take this to the park?
    you wanna look at the stars with me?
    you wannt go out to dinner after?

  6. taylorisaG taylorisaG
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    If you've ever been called ugly put this as your quote who ever ♥'s this thinks you're beautiful

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    I’m highly attracted to guys who have nice collarbones and prominent
    jawlines and dimples and who wear nice shoes and watches and who have deep raspy voices I am highly attracted to Harry Styles

  9. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    Me online: Hey bby <3
    Me online: Why are you so sexy omg
    Me online: You're hawt ;)
    Me in real life: Uhm... hi?
    Me in real life: *chokes*
    Me in real life: *dies*

  10. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:50am UTC
    but mom you’re from the 70’s and I’m a 90’s b/tch

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    it's nice when someone can reply to
    your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.

  12. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    I was at the store earlier with my mom
    and there was this lady who was around 70-80 with her daughter who was maybe like 40-50. The daughter was like "Mom, where did you put the crackers?" and the lady was "Up my àss. That's where." Maaaaan, I love sassy old people.

  13. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    me: hey
    in my mind: omfg did i really just send that what if i'm annoying them they know i'm ugly they hate me omfg i'm so embarrassed

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    She doesn't say "I love you" like a normal
    person. Instead, she'll
    laugh, shake her head,
    give you a little smile, and say...
    you're an idiot."
    if she tells you you're an idiot, you're a
    lucky man.

  15. Pssykattt Pssykattt
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Will you make out with me
    No why are you running away

  16. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    "Wow, I Was So Ugly Last Year" -- continuous novel written by me

  17. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    Why is Ed Sheerans voice not a candle scent yet?

  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    I hate talking to people so much.
    It has come to the point where even when people do text me, I answer with the most dull messages ever in hopes that they don't feel the need to reply back to me.

  19. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    cyberbully: Transfer your lunch money to my paypal, nerd.

  20. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    The perfect summer nights
    Are the ones where you are sitting alone in your room with the lights turned off, under a blanket fort, watching your favorite movies while eating a bowl of ice cream.

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