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phee
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 3:40pm UTC

me: hey remember that time when...
*mum comes in*
me: ...i'll tell you later

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC

You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC

i was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 6:14pm UTC

sorry, but your password must contain an
uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an extinct animal and a hieroglyph.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 5:12pm UTC

People: Do you have any idea how much it hurts to love
someone who will never love you back?
Fandoms: WE'RE FANGIRLS.
Fandoms: Our entire LIVES revolve around loving people who
will never love us back.
Fandoms: Some of them aren't even REAL PEOPLE.
Fandoms: They're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.
Fandoms: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING
THAT IS?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 4:21pm UTC

BOOK HANGOVER; adjective
the inability to start a new book because you're still living in the last book's world.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 4:09pm UTC

I have always wondered
if anyone notices me, when I’m walking
or doing something.
I wonder if I make someone else’s heart skip a beat,
that someone who wants to talk to me
or if someone falls asleep at night
while thinking about me.
Someone who appreciates my existence.
I just wonder.

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TheWeirdKid
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Did you know?
Hershey Kisses are called Kisses because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyer belt.
Still a better love story than Twilight.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC

me: could i have a large
lady at starbucks: Oh, do you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 6:54pm UTC

there are mean parents
and then there are parents who
turn off the wifi at night
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:20pm UTC

I wish i was one of those girls who's beautful and doesn't realize it
but i'm just one of those girls who's ugly and totally aware of it.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Haylor's finally over.
I can see the album now.
1. The Wrong Direction
2. They Threw Carrots At Me
3. His Pants Were Too Tight
4. He Wanted The One In Stripes
5. He Flirted With Mom
6. The Curls Are A Trap
7. Too Low, Too Slow
8. The Leprechaun Hates Me

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 3:21pm UTC

I hate most Disney Channel shows because
they're the same basic premise with different characters. And also, who comes up with the costume design? No one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with twenty bracelets.

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.joyriding.*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:54pm UTC

It's sad to think
that we [wittians] could walk straight past each other on the street and never know.
wait a minute, we're wittians, we never go outside.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:51pm UTC

me: why is everybody
going to bed, it's only -
OH.

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BlackUmbrella
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC

person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person says... hi
PLOT TWIST: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how you feel. Then they think, delete it all and type in that one word.

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Connork11
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 4:36pm UTC

Every girl
is going to love a guy
who will never love her back
and as she sits there crying because
he will never want her,
she doesn’t realize that across town,
there’s a boy thinking of her.
A boy who would give anything to see her smile,
make her laugh or kiss her in the rain.
A boy who would never make her cry
because he doesn’t want to.
But she will forever be chasing
the boy who will never love her,
instead of giving her heart
to the one who deserves it

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meh*
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 10:06am UTC

So Last Week..
There was this new girl at my school,
and she was sitting alone and I bad so I went and sat with her.
I wanted to be nice so I told some jokes from Witty. The entire time she just stared at me. Then finally, she leaned over and whispered
"You're a Wittian."
since last week we've been BFFs just like that. ;)

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