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  1. idkwhoyouaresobackoff idkwhoyouaresobackoff
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    Horan
    means "the wh0re" in Swedish.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. annaf1999 annaf1999
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Fave this if whenever you see the name "Niall". You instantly think of Niall Horan from One Direction :)
    <3 <3 <3

  3. RawrGeorgiaxD RawrGeorgiaxD
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:58pm UTC
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  4. Girl24_Next24_Door24 Girl24_Next24_Door24
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Before I Die;
    Tell Niall Horan that his smile is perfect

  5. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    AHH SPIDER!!
    Wait... Thats lint
    just me?

  6. JustThatChick JustThatChick
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Through XFactor; I Stayed
    WMYB Became Popular; I Stayed
    They Get Haircuts; I Stayed
    Through Caroline Flack; I Stayed
    Through ICarly; I Stayed
    Through Nickoloeden; I Stayed
    Younger Fans Came In; I Stayed
    Through Mangement; I Stayed
    Through Girlfriends; I Stayed
    Through Rumors; I Stayed
    Throught Hate; I Stayed
    Because I'm Not Just A Fan; I'm Directioner

  7. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:08pm UTC
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    Hey I just
    met you
    And this is crazy
    But I'm your father
    So join me maybe?
    Format by Breeze
    nmq

  8. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    A Look inside the mind of a Directioner at school
    Me: Why am I learning this
    Me: We shouldn't have to read this, Niall only read one book in his life.
    Me: One Direction
    Me: The things I would do to Liam Payne....
    Me: I'm hungry
    Me: Niall likes food
    Me: YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M BACON
    Me: That guy has Harry's hair
    Me: .... Maybe he's Harry
    Me: Oh, that is not Harry.
    Me: Oh that kids wearing stripes
    Me: Reminds me of Louis
    Me: Louis is hot
    Me: What if One Direction came in this room right now and proposed to me
    Me: One Direction
    Me: Girl, stop singing What Makes You Beautiful. You're not even a Directioner
    Me: No you're not
    Me: Shut up
    Me: Does my teacher listen to One Direction?
    Me: Finally... LUNCH! *eats like Niall*
    Me: Time to go to the bathroom
    Me: Oh look, a mirror
    Me: Maybe I'm related to Zayn because I LOVE looking in the mirror
    Me: .... WOAH.
    Me: One Direction
    Me: What if they're at my house right now
    Me: OMG I breathe the same air as them!
    Me: Shut up, teacher. I don't care.
    Me: One Direction
    Me: One Direction
    Me: One Direction

  9. dancelove6 dancelove6
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Dear Boys
    we'll stop taking forever to get ready, when you stop judgeing us on our looks
    Sincerely, Girls

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    "Whenever i'm sad,
    i just imagine if babies
    were born with moustaches."
    - Liam Payne ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  11. ltoma18 ltoma18
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    We all have 2 addresses memorized...
    1. Your own address
    2. P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney

  12. ActivateMyHeart ActivateMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:15am UTC
    Don't judge a book by its movie.

  13. alicedawn alicedawn
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Dear people who question
    why girls go to the bathroom together;
    Hermione went alone
    and got attacked by a troll.
    also, moaning myrtle went alone and she's dead.

  14. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    When I enter your profile,
    the music scares the living daylights out of me. ♥

  15. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:58am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    This weekend..
    my boyfriend took me to a one direction concert. He is so f.ucking amazing. He kissed me and picked me up from my house. I asked where we were going but he told me it was a surprise. So we drove about 30 miles to the arena where they were preforming, and he gave me the tickets. I screamed and jumped up and down and told him i love him soo much. We had front row seats and we got vip passes. The concert was amazing! After it ended, we got to meet Harry, Louis, Liam, Niall and Zayn. I gave them all hugs and said i was so excited to meet them. Then zayn looked at my boyfriend and said,
    "You better take good care of this girl, or i might just have to take your place." He laughed and I was freaking out inside. ZAYN MALIK just said he would take my boyfriend's place!! OMG. Then my Harry looked at me and said,
    "Wake up. You'll be late for school. Wake up!"
    ...thanks for ruining my dream, mom...
    //sigh//
    nmf
    not my format.
    Format b=

  16. i_am_just_a_normal_girl i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:28am UTC
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  17. xxchloexxneon xxchloexxneon
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Why do they call it a "Wonder Bra"?
    because you take it off and wonder where your boobs went

  18. Erinbaybee Erinbaybee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:01pm UTC
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  19. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Can anybody hear me?!

  20. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    *Home alone, true story*
    Me: SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING.. BLAH BLAH WHEN YOU'RE FIFTEEN AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU.....
    Me: Why am I singing songs together? What the heck?
    Me: *Here's knock outside*
    Me: ONE DIRECTION?
    Me: Why would One Direction come to my house..?
    Me: OMG! Someone is going to steal me!
    Me: Why would they knock first?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Oh.. it's my dog...
    Me: There is something wrong with me.
    Me: I just had a conversation with myself.
    Me: and I thought One Direction came to my house.
    Me: and now I am making a quote for the whole world to know how messed up I am.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: ... YOLO

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