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AudgiePodgie

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Member Since: 17 Mar 2012 01:52pm

Last Seen: 20 Aug 2012 07:50am

user id: 284382

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HELLOO!
I'm Audreyy!
I think it is important you know: I ENJOY NOTFICATIONS.
You should follow:
Allison13xoxo
and
LoveMyTaco
GET ON THAT SHIT!
i love one direction.
you should follow me, because when I marry Harry Styles, i can set you up with another member, ya feel me?
I follow backk!(:   most of the time...
FOLLOW MY TUMBLR.
audgiepodgie
my life is poop.
well, not much else to say...follow/fave/comment/shake it up.
ha see what i did there..
probably not:/
mwah!
























you bothered to keep scrolling?
give me a hug.
that takes patience.



 
  1. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Hey there Delilah
    whats it like in new york city?
    I'm a thousand miles
    away but girl tonight
    You look so pretty
    Format by Sandrasaurus




  2. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Plankton married
    a computer so,
    why can't i?♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Dont They Realize
    i have a tinder heart
    and a paper body
    and that any spark
    will turn me straight into
    ash.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    tumblr

  4. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Today he gave me a bouncy ball,
    i already have the wedding dress picked out.
    format by sandrasaurus

  6. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    why cant we
    all just get along?
    lol i hate you.
    format by sandrasaurus

  7. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Have you ever
    looked at me, the way i look at you?
    format by sandrasaurus

  8. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Are you really proud of who
    you've become?
    nmf

  9. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Fact: The human brain you see yourself 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
    Me: f*ck.
    nmq

  10. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    When I say something that isn't funny:
    Friends: (fake laugh...)
    When my friends say something that isn't funny:
    Me: Yeah, just shutup.

  11. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    -me cutting olives-
    Mom: Don't cut yourself with that knife. Be careful.
    Me: Mom, I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot.
    Mom: You're both.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: Do it yourself.

  12. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    it is what it is.

  13. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    I don't rely on people anymore
    people suck.

  14. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    The Killers: I got soul but im not a solider
    Me: i got ham but im not hamster

  15. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    11:11 make a wish(:
    OH MY GOD. its past my bedtime. thanks for reminding me, i wouldve kept texting you all night!
    nmf

  16. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Mom: Look at me now! I'm getting paper! And I'm gonna write on it!
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: o.

  17. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    this is the story
    {OF A ♥ GIRL}
    WHO CRIED A RIVER
    and drowned the whole world /////////////////♥
    and while she looked so sad{IN PHOTOGRAPHS}I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER
    when she smiles♥

  18. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    when im taking
    a shower,
    i pretend
    im with one direction
    and its exactly how I imagine it..
    ...im naked.

  19. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    the things she remembers,
    he wont think twice of. ♥
    nmq/f

  20. AudgiePodgie AudgiePodgie
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you send someone a really long, emotional paragraph
    and they dont respond...♥

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