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Hi, my name is adie. I love to read and draw and write and act and sing and dance but I'm not really good at that whole dancing thing. mostly I just flap my arms around. I hope to be an author when I grow up, so remember the name A. C. Harig because I plan on being pretty famous for it. I'm also intrested in being a diredtor, screen writer, costume designer or anything that'll get me doing something to do with movies or plays.
I'm actually really boring, despite anything you might read on here.
I make awkward noise and really have no control over it anymore, like when I fall I will make a sqwuaking noise.
Anyways, im babbling here so bye.

alicedawn
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 8:55pm UTC

When I get nervous, I sound like I ate a thesaurus for breakfast and am barfing it up at your feet in a stammering fashion.
Ex.
Boy: you look pretty today.
Me: i-i am very obliged, you t-too look p-pulchritudinous, and i hope your d-day is satisfactory.
Me: *runs away like a velociraptor after making a noise that sounds suspiciously like a chicken*
Boy: ... i immediately regret this decision.

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alicedawn
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April 12, 2013 8:30pm UTC

When someone accidentally says something inappropriate
and the room goes quite and you just go,
"wow. you can smell the awkward."

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alicedawn
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April 12, 2013 8:26pm UTC

♥♥♥♥
Just because I'm already in love with him doesn't mean I've stopped falling.
♥♥♥♥

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alicedawn
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January 11, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Tell me does she look at you the way I do,
Try to understand the words you say, and the way you move?
Does she get the same big rush,
When you go in for a hug and your cheeks brush?
Tell me am I crazy,
or is this more than a crush?
-he is we

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alicedawn
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 12:27am UTC

when you realize that its not because he has a girlfriend,
no.
its just you he doesnt like.

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alicedawn
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 8:57pm UTC

today in class.
dude: you're being really witchey today. are you on your period?
me: why yes. i am bleeding today would you like to join me?

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alicedawn
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 8:48pm UTC

pale face.
golden hair.
cresent shadows of black eyelashes.
fake blush, no blood left in this body.
crystal blue eyes closed forever.
an angel stuck in this wooden box forever.
10-28-12.
no one writes it on their wrists anymore, everyones forgotten.
not everyone.
madelyn compton.
CRPS.
Complex Regional Pain Syndrome.
a broken leg in the fifth grade.
a life wrapped in pain.
she was a dancer.
she is beautiful, not was. not even death can take that away.

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alicedawn
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August 25, 2012 3:36pm UTC

HI.
im making a story from a guys point of view,
AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I'M DOING.
like, wtf do you guys think?
if you could comment on here and help me out i would love you forever.

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alicedawn
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 3:50pm UTC

greetings and comebacks for sarcastic people
Don't get lost in thought; you'll be a total stranger there.
When you were born something terrible happened, you lived.
If you said what you thought, you'd be speechless.
May I have the pleasure of you absence?
Someday you'll go far, and I hope you stay there.
I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company.
I'm not going to get into a battle of wits with you; I never attack anyone who's unarmed.
You're someone who would make a perfect stranger.
I wish your parents had never met.
There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around.
Was the ground cold when you crawled out from under your rock this morning?
You've got a great personality, but not for a human being.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

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alicedawn
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July 25, 2012 3:31pm UTC

*me and cute boy looking at stars*
him: make a wish.
me: actually, according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.
him: you're really good at ruining moments.
me: yup.
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME WITTY? CHEESE AND RICE, I'M NOW GOING TO GO AND BY A FEW CATS TO GET STARTED ON MY LONG AND LONELY LIFE.

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alicedawn
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July 25, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Those people who
you just want to look at sideways and ask them, "you're a special kind of stupid aren't you?"

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alicedawn
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July 25, 2012 3:01pm UTC

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alicedawn
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 2:58pm UTC

good morning.
i see the assassins have failed.
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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alicedawn
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 2:55pm UTC

pretty girls get what they want.
smart girls get what they need.
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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alicedawn
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 2:52pm UTC

I have little bursts of being ladylike,
but they never last long.
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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alicedawn
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 2:06pm UTC

Is anyone else inappropriately excited for the new dreamworks movie Rise of the Guardians?
btw if you haven't seen the trailer, here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd71LWhCO4s

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alicedawn
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 4:32pm UTC

i was reading Peter Pan by M.J. Barrie today, and i realized,
"have at thee"
is basically the old talk version of
"come at me bro"

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alicedawn
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June 27, 2012 10:41pm UTC

you know that place between sleep and awake?
the place where you can still remember dreaming.
thats where i'll always love you.
thats where i'll be waiting.
- Peter Pan

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alicedawn
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June 27, 2012 10:26pm UTC

"never say good bye,
because goodbye means going away,
and going away means forgetting."
-Peter Pan

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alicedawn
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May 16, 2012 4:41pm UTC

little to no thought or effort was put into this.

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