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arose15
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May 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC

You're at your high school reunion...
DJ: Okay people. Lets play a classic.
Song: You're insecure. Don't know what for. . .
Me: MOVE ASIDE! This i s my jam.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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MrsJeremyBlackburn
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May 17, 2012 5:23pm UTC

….
♥
Don’t break a girl’s heart because she’ll probably write a bestselling album about you.

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hermione23katniss
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May 17, 2012 3:11pm UTC

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mayday
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May 17, 2012 4:44pm UTC

HERE'S TO
THE KIDS WHO
MEMORIZE
LYRICS FASTER
THAN VOCABULARY
TERMS.

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DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:05pm UTC

who else remembers:
BECAUSE YOU HAD A BAD DAY,
YOUR TAKING ONE DOWN,
YOU SING A SAD SONG,
TO TURN IT AROUND...

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auubree
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May 17, 2012 3:12pm UTC

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伤*
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May 17, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Juan Direction release their debut album “Mexican All Night”
featuring the songs:
What Makes You Mexican
Gotta Be Pedo
One Taco
More Than Mexican
Mexican All Night
I Wish (I had a burrito)
Tell Me A Lie (like you prefer pizza to tacos)
Taken (by a Mexican pedofile)
I Want (A chihuahua)
Everything About Sombreros
Same Tacos
Stole My Burrito
Also the deluxe version, which includes the songs:
Stand Up (and salsa dance)
Moments (with my chihuahua)
there album cover - 29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25bd6JNcU1r641fao1_500.jpg
format credit to OneDirection/Quote made by Jill (DON'T STEAL)

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alexxrubin
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May 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC

JUST DOING A SURVEY
Fav this if you've already had your first kiss
Comment if you haven't had your first kiss yet

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CMcHaNeX3
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May 17, 2012 3:14pm UTC

YOUR MAMA SO FAT, I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HER LAST CHRISTMAS AND ITS STILL PRINTING!
HAHA FAVE PLEASE ITS FOR A COMPETITION :)

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hermione23katniss
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May 17, 2012 3:20pm UTC

When I was little,
I used to call it "duck tape" not duct tape.
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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blairisepic
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 7:02pm UTC

One Direction: we would totally date a fan!
me: WORDS WILL BE JUST WORDS TILL YOU BRING THEM TO LIIIIFEEEEEE.

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pigglywiggly
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May 16, 2012 4:16pm UTC

To all the 8th graders talking about how excited they are to leave grade school, stop.
You will miss it more then anything.

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wHaLeSoNgS
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May 16, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Average girl at my school: Last night I went to the mall and bought a really exposing tank top for $200. Then I went to Jimmy's house and we hard core made out and I took selfies with my besties. But then, ohmygod, some girl on facebook was totally on me for being a sl*t. Wtf?
Me: Last night I bought some pita chips. Then I ate them. Then I stroked my cat.

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