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  1. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have never gotten a top quote before.
    -♥-

  2. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Me: I'll just get on witty for a few minutes before bed
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Is that the sun

  3. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Sorry boys, the only thing
    I blow are kisses.

  4. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:53am UTC
    CAN I GET 16 FAVES FOR MY 16TH BIRTHDAY?!
    No..no you cant.
    *ignores*
    ♥♥♥

  5. xsdsoulx xsdsoulx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:30am UTC
    That Feeling
    When you're heartbroken, and you can't even move a muscle. You can't cry, frown, speak, sleep, talk- they all seem physically impossible.
    You can just listen to that one song and breathe...

  6. xsdsoulx xsdsoulx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:46am UTC
    You know I'm gonna find the time
    To catch your hand
    And make you stay

    format by sandrasaurus

  7. xoxo_1D xoxo_1D
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 8:44am UTC
    I wonder what 1D would do if they saw Witty...

  8. xsdsoulx xsdsoulx
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    10 year old went from "single" to "in a relationship"
    ♥ 1 hour ago Comment ' Like
    You went from "single" to "single with nutella"
    ☹ 1 minute ago Comment ' Like

  9. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:26am UTC
    Romeo: hey i just met you
    Romeo: and this is crazy.
    Romeo: but marry me in three days
    Romeo: and commit mutual suicide.

  10. thel0velyfakesmile thel0velyfakesmile
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:03am UTC
    * long, but worth reading*
    so the other day i was over my friends house, and her little sister was having her birthday party. for her birthday, someone got her the fight against cancer barbie doll. i thought it was the most beautiful doll ive ever seen...but she didn't. she took the barbie, threw it on the floor, started screaming "its so ugly! she has no hair!" and threw a tantrum. so her mother came over, picked up the doll, threw it in the trash, and promised the little brat a 'prettier one' that had hair.
    see? even little kids are cruel, and judgemental thanks to the soiety we live in today.
    true story.

  11. rachelhershey19 rachelhershey19
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 9:32am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    I am not Adele,.
    I don't "wish nothing but the best for you"
    Go die in a hole
    NMF

  12. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Me: I'm not buying that underwear, they're ugly.
    Mom: WELL, WHO'S GOING TO SEE THEM?

  13. brooklynschlangen07 brooklynschlangen07
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Im really scared.
    Today me and my family found out that my younger brother is very sick.
    We found out that he might have Leukemia. I have never been so
    scared. please keep him in your prayers. thank you so much Witty.

  14. InsaneAndBroken InsaneAndBroken
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 9:31am UTC
    *Me at Starbucks, just finished ordering*
    Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
    Me: Primrose Everdeen.
    Starbucks Guy: Oh, oh. *makes coffee*
    Starbucks Guy: *finishes making coffee* Primrose Everdeen!
    Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!

  15. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    I'm going to go comment YOLO (you obviously lack
    originality) on all quotes that I've seen before.~
    .


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    The Hunger Games has 3 books. 23 people die each year in the games. There are 12 districts. The movie came out 3-23-12. Coincidence?
    @thegooglefacts

  18. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:39am UTC
    In a thousand years....
    People will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people for a punishment

  19. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    WITTY IS DEAD.
    You guys can't stop complaining for two
    seconds, about the Hunger Games and 1D
    quotes. Everybody is fighting, and
    Witty isn't about fighting. We're all
    supposed to be a family! We're not
    supposed to judge each other or put
    each other down. People used to put
    effort into their quotes. Now everybody
    just steals them from Tumblr or Facebook.
    I know that looks don't matter and
    everything, but gosh guys, quotes used
    to be pretty! Now they're all either
    stolen formats or bold arial fonts. Making
    quotes pretty isn't that hard. You just
    have to try. It hurts me to see the place
    where I used to be able to pour my heart
    out and have people actually listen, turning
    into this horrible little tumblr copycat.
    Witty used to be original. I miss that.

  20. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    its sad
    How witty changed.
    People are mean on Witty now...
    i never thought,
    Witty would have bullies.
    .

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    jayciecutie01's format

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