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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. sunshineohnine sunshineohnine
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    hmm. he looks suspicious.
    -locks car door-

  3. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:31am UTC
    Today, at Starbucks...
    this girl ordered a drink and put the name "primrose everdeen" on the cup. when the barista called out her name she screamed, "i volunteer as tribute!"... and everyone just kinda stared at her.

  4. Fact_Book Fact_Book
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:10am UTC
    FA C T # 23
    When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her.
    (should I do a series)

  5. potayto potayto
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

  6. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    me: I should go shower now. (five minutes pass)(another five pass)(ten minutes pass)(couple more minutes) someone: (goes into bathroom) me: wow f*ck you, i was JUST about to take a shower.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC
    The worst type of crying
    Is when your lips start to shake
    and tears build up quickly and fall
    fast.You're bent over or crouched
    trying to suck it in and not make any
    noise but it hurts too much to hold it
    in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
    comes the loss of breath which sucks
    because not only you're crying out loud
    but you think you sound dumb for not
    breathing too.
    It's just a mess...

  8. _behind_these_green_eyes _behind_these_green_eyes
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    dad: Why are you getting all dressed up?
    me: I'm going on a date.
    dad: Honey, I'm sure your computer will like you no matter what you look like.

  9. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:15am UTC
    am i the only one who
    thought The Fairly
    OddParents were
    "The Fairy OddParents"
    when I was younger?

  10. hannah_spongebob1997 hannah_spongebob1997
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    There are kids out there that are...
    -Addicted to cigarettes.
    -Addicted to alcohol.
    -Addicted to drugs.
    -Getting pregnant.
    & then there's me, who still loves to drink chocolate milk & watch Spongebob Squarepants & look like a loser sleeping on the couch with blankets over my head.
    My parents should be proud of me.

  11. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    ------------------------
    I Know.
    I Know Im ugly
    I know Im fat
    I know Im useless
    I know Im unwanted
    I know Im stupid
    I know Im friendless
    I know Im imperfect
    I Know.
    But thank you for reminding me.
    ------------------------
    *nmf

  12. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 10:13am UTC
    You are in a relationship with your Computer
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  13. loveneverdiesxoxo loveneverdiesxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    15 things a girl wants, but will never ask for.
    - Good morning/goodnight texts
    - Pictures taken together.
    - Surprises, espicially little ones.
    - Visiting & bringing her favorite food.
    - A hoodie with his scent all over it.
    - Really long hugs
    - Slow dances.
    - Sincere compliments.
    - A cute stuffed animal to hug when you aren't around.
    - Real, deep conversations.
    - Nonsense but funny conversations.
    - His "gentlemanlyness"
    - Comfort and patients when she is in tears.
    - Telling her how much you love her.

  14. lovehimmorethanwords lovehimmorethanwords
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    We are all a little weird,
    & life's a little weird,
    & when we find someone
    whose weirdness is
    compatible with ours,
    we join up with them &
    fall in a mutual weirdness
    & call it love.
    -Dr. Seuss

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    And then my soul saw you
    and it kind of went
    ''Oh, there you are.I've been looking for you.''

  16. carlienorma1119 carlienorma1119
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 9:25am UTC
    My Prince Charming isn't riding on a <<<white horse>>>... he's riding on a turtle. That's whats taking him so long<3

  17. maddo143 maddo143
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    When people make fun of the disabled
    I just want to give them a little push.
    Off a cliff. Into a shark tank. With tazers.

  18. lilyguurl13 lilyguurl13
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    OH MY GOSH.
    THERE'S A WITTY CHAT.
    S.C.O.R.E.

  19. MaggiieBear MaggiieBear
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    So Relatable #3
    -The awkward moment when you are the first one to the lunch table & it looks like you have no friends.
    tumblr.
    tumblr.

  20. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    HIM♥

:)

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