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dad: Why are you getting all dressed up?
me: I'm going on a date.
dad: Honey, I'm sure your computer will like you no matter what you look like. 
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dad: Why are you getting all dressed up? me: I'm going on

950 faves · 6 comments · Jun 23, 2012 11:07pm

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livlivo · 1 decade ago
hahahaha!!
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missrosalii · 1 decade ago
Meow, daddy! MEOW!
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iHeartCupcakesx3 · 1 decade ago
looool! I wanted to show my mom a picture of "my future boyfriend" and she asked me if he was a cat..
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JustWaiting · 1 decade ago
my lifee is this.
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potayto · 1 decade ago
omfg
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_behind_these_green_eyes · 1 decade ago
nmf.nmq.
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