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  1. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 3, 2012 11:26am UTC
    The Stress Test
    ~7~
    I freeze for a second. “Umm” I say. “What are you here for?” I ask. “Suicide.” He says. “Oh me to.” I say. We are silent for a few minutes. “What did you try to do?” He asks. “Oh I-” I begin. “My hands!” I thought. I show him my hands, with dried blood on them and stiches. “Oh.” He replies.“How about you?” I ask. He shows me his arms. With a bandage on it. “Knife?” I think. “That’s pretty bad.” I say, nervously. I’m practically shaking, I’m scared. Jay’s pretty much my only friend option. Jay notices I’m not eating. “Why aren’t you eating?” he asks. “Well,” I began. He knows what I’m thinking. “Everything deserves a try,” he says. “Oh fine!” I say with sarcasm. I try it. “Oh My god.” I say. “It’s delicious,” “Told you.” Jay begins. “Everything deserves a try.” Finally dinner is over. There is a little stage in the cafeteria, and a nurse stands right in front of the microphone. “Can I get your attention please?” She says. Everyone is quiet. “Thank you. Everyone, tonight is checker night!” Nurses are carrying checker boxes and put 5 on each table. “LET CHECKER NIGHT BEGIN!” All the nurses say together.
    “Yeah.” I say with sarcasm.
    So how was it? Let me know!
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  2. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 3, 2012 9:43am UTC
    The Stress Test
    ~6~
    I look down to cease the awkwardness, and I see my hands with stitches all over them. I just can’t handle it anymore. A big fat tear rolls down my face. I sob. And sob. I weep like a little baby. Andrew is holding me. I weep for about 30 minutes. Andrew tries to calm me down. The nurse comes in. “Visiting hours are over darling,” she says. I scream. “Anne I love you.” Says Andrew. We hug each other, And he leaves. “Its dinna time,” The nurse says. The nurse is a old black woman, and I love her accent. She holds out her hand for it to be held. “Now Hold my hand darling,” she says. I hold it as we walk down the hall. We are now in the cafeteria. I see mental people here. A man is screaming and nurses are holding him down on the floor. I now see another nurse running to the man with a needle in her hand. She sticks it in his throat. “I don’t belong here.” I think. I get my meal. It looks like pig slop. “Now for a place to sit,” I say. I look around and see a boy, who looks familiar. “Jay?” I think. Jay is a boy that goes to my school. We only talk a little. I walk to his table and sit beside him. His Eyes light up in surprise.
    “Hey Anne.” He says
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  3. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 2, 2012 6:32pm UTC
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  4. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 2, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    ► play the moments
    ▌▌pause the memories
    ■ stop the pain
    ◄◄ rewind the happiness
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  5. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 2, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    **My speech for if I win a Grammy**
    “I would like to Thank God, For messing up. My parents, for also messing up, and of course my friends, for messing up as well..”
    -Shane Dawson
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  6. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 2, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    A man that hits a woman is not a man, he is a fake.
    WOMEN HAVE RIGHTS!
    RESPECT THEM!
    FAVORITE IF YOU AGREE!
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  7. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 2, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Puberty Tips for GIRLS
    ~3~
    Try not to use scented pads/panty liners that often. It can irritate the skin and you can get a infection.
    Helpful? Tell me! Any requests? Comment on my page! Any in convience? Tell me right away!
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  8. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 2, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  9. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 2, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Puberty tips for GIRLS
    ~2~
    Never leave a tampon in for more than 8 hours. You will get a “Shock Syndrome”
    Helpful? Let me know! Any requests? Comment on my page! Any inconvience? Tell me!
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  10. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 2, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    The Stress Test
    ~4~
    A wave of relief washed over me. Our family is known to back out of things. I think the only reason he agreed to do this is because I said “Do it for Mom” Arabella walks in the room. “Hey Guys” She says “What are you doing?” Arabella is the only girl in my family that I get along with. I make a face and immediately Andrew knows what I’m asking him. He nods. It’s not that I don’t want Arabella to know, but Andrew’s approval is everything to me. I tell Arabella everything, From Tiffany’s rude remark to my idea. “This is a great idea!” she says. I finally say “Amanda can’t know, but Austin can. Austin would do anything for Mom.” She nods. “So,” She begins. “What is our operation going to be called?” “Operation Mom?” I say We come up with about 20 ideas until someone’s voice interrupts. It’s Austin. “How about Operation Stress test?” He says. We all ask him how long had he been there. “The whole conversation.” He replies. “I like Operation Stress Test,” I say. Everyone Agrees. “Julie can’t know” says Andrew. Julie my evil step mother, the one who decides who gets beaten.
    Then Andrew says something:
    “Operation Stress test has just begun”

  11. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    The Stress Test
    ~3~
    I now get on the bus and sit down at my seat. I sit next to Tiffany Clearwater, the most popular yet snootiest girl in the school. She is in the 8th grade. “Hey I like your book bag” I say, I see the zebra prints on it. “Thanks, it’s made of your mom’s skin. We found her body and skinned her.” I turn away. I can feel a tear streaming down my face. My Mother was murdered, right in front of me. I was young, surprised I even remember it. She was sitting in the rocking chair in my room. “Hush little baby don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna by you a Mocking bird,” She sang. “And if that Mocking bird don’t sing Momma’s gonna by you a diamond ring.” I saw a dark figure behind her. She froze. She froze until My Dad got home with my other siblings, I believe they were grocery shopping. We never found out who the killer was. Then I thought of something.
    “I will” I whispered. I will hunt and track down the killer. Me and Andrew. I now couldn’t wait to get home. I was practically shaking the whole day, waiting to get home. I wait, and wait, until I’m finally walking to the front door. I open it. Andrew is sitting down on the couch. “Hey Andrew” I say, I now tell him the whole plan, from the first to the last word. He nods.
    “Lets do this.” He says
    Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed it! Chapter 4 coming soon!!
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  12. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 2, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    The Stress test
    ~2~
    “STOP HUGGING YOU LOVE BIRDS!” She screams. We both quit and get back to our usual routine. I go to the bathroom to get ready. It is extremely messy. Mascara marks on the mirror, tampon rappers every where , it disgusts me. I get ready by putting my hair up in a bun, brushing my teeth, and then putting my converse on. I am now done. I walk out of the bathroom to see my other brother Austin waiting for his turn. “Hey Austin-” I say. He is now in the bathroom. He is mysterious. I go downstairs to see everyone is eating toast except me and Austin. Andrew, Arabella, and Amanda. I see no spot for me. I sigh. Andrew gets up and whispers in my ear. “Amanda fed your toast to Roger.” Roger, our stubborn dog. I sigh once more and make it myself. I can see Amanda giving me selfish looks. I mouth the words “Fuhhk you” And she turns her head away. I know I will get beaten for this but it felt good saying that. When my toast is done I sit at the table. We stay silent until My father comes down stairs in his suit. He is a construction worker. “Dad!” Amanda says as she jumps up. I sit munching on my toast as if nothing happened. “Anne said Fuhhk you to me!” I can see a big fat tear rolling down her face. “Eye makeup” I think. She is all about makeup. “Anne,” My dad begins. “That was very wrong of you, It’s up to your mother if you are to be beaten.” Yes, my Father is the most sweetest man in the world. Although My Step Mom hates me and Andrew. I sigh, and say “Whatever,” Now it’s time to get on the bus. I’m the only one that doesn’t go to the same school as everyone else, So I have to catch a different bus. Amanda drives to school. She only takes Arabella with her. So Andrew and Austin have to catch a bus as well. I wait for about 30 minutes, alone. I wait for about 30 minutes cold and tired. Then it comes. “Well, here’s is the living h3ll.” I mummer to myself.
    That was chapter 2! Tell me what you think!!
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  13. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 2, 2012 10:29am UTC
    The Stress test
    ~1~
    It was about 6:30 in the morning, when my oldest sibling Amanda screamed for me to get up. It didn’t surprise me that she did this. She hates me cause I’m her youngest sibling. I get up moaning, tempted to jump back in bed. But I don’t do this, or I will get beaten with the wooden stick. Yes. It’s extremely painful and me and my siblings try to avoid it much as possible. It’s seems like me and my brother Andrew who is one year older than me always gets beaten. Andrew is 15. I’m 14. My other brother Austin is 16. My other older sister is Arabella. She is 17. And my oldest sibling is Amanda who is 18 years old. My parents are quite active in bed. My brother Andrew walks in to check on me. Me and him are very close. Sometimes he would block me from my father who was trying to beat me. “You ok Anne?” he asks. “Yeah,” I reply. “I wish I could get some more sleep Ara-” He interrupts me. “I know, she did it to all of us.” I am surprised to here this. Cause it’s usually just me and him. I hug him. We stand there for a long time until Arabella comes and corrects us.
    That’s the first chapter hope you enjoyed!
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  14. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 1, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Puberty tips for GIRLS
    ~1~
    My Mom actually found this out If I’m not mistaken. If you put any kind of tooth paste on a pimple or zit, for a few days it will go away.
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  15. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 1, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    **True story**
    I was sitting outside today, and saw a squirrel.
    **Squirrel picks up poisonous mushroom**
    Me: NO! DON’T EAT IT SQUIRREL YOU DUMB A$$!
    **Squirrel continues to eat it**
    Me: Oh squirrels have a brain the size of a walnut. Whatever.
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    August 1, 2012 2:42pm UTC
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  17. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    August 1, 2012 9:00am UTC
    In 1994 Kurt Cobain died.
    In 1994 Justin Bieber was born.
    The music Industry’s worst year by far.
    (It was a joke don’t over react Bieliebers)
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  18. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    July 31, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like to have a perfect flat skinny belly. Nice straight teeth, Beautiful wavy healthy hair, Pretty eyes, Gorgeous skin without a pimple or zit in site, To have little dainty thighs, To have long legs with no hair, To have long and gorgeous nails, and finally,
    To not be me.
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  19. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    July 31, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    S Stupid
    Unacceptable
    Ill
    Cruel
    Ignorant
    Discusting
    Ensane
    DON’T DO IT!
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  20. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
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    July 31, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    A girl’s embarrassing yet funny moments:
    #1
    When a tampon falls out of you Backpack, Purse, Etc.
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