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  1. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Hi I’m Mal
    ~3~
    I walked into the café and saw Oaklie sitting down with a coffee in her hand. She got up and rapped her arms around me. “I’m so sorry Mal” she whispered in my ear. “Don’t be,” I said back. “It certainly wasn’t your fault.” She let go, sat down, and allowed me to order my coffee. I did and sat down at our table. We talked about what happened, and quickly moved onto different topics. We talked about my 16th Birthday that was coming up, and the shooting that happened in Connecticut. We realized soon that we had 30 minutes left till homeroom, so we said goodbye and left. She is in my Science, History, and Math class, so we would see each other soon. I walked into school, still having 10 minutes until homeroom. I opened my locker and saw a note. I read “You’re a f**king who**” That really crushed my heart. I still had a picture of me and Easton in my locker, I ripped it in half, right when he was walking down the hall. I threw the half that he was on at him. He gave me an innocent look, like he had done nothing wrong. But, in reality, he did everything. I got my Health binder, because after homeroom, I had health. The sad thing was, Easton was in my homeroom class. I walked in homeroom. Easton sat right next to me. “That was nice of you to right “You’re a f**king who**” on a sheet of paper and put it in my locker. “ “What are you talking about? I never put anything in your locker. But I did see Tabitha by it.” He replied. “Oh, haha. Me and her are dating now.”
    I ran out of the room, just like Forrest Gump.
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  2. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:51am UTC
    I S W E A R
    I get down on my knees & pray
    Every night you still
    Have feelings for me
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  3. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 10:39am UTC
    Hi I’m Mal
    ~2~
    I ate my breakfast grabbed my book bag, and left. My phone rang. I was in my car by now, so I picked it up. “Hello, this is Malory.”
    “MALORY!” I could tell it was my boyfriend, Easton.
    “YOU TWO TIMING B*TCH!” He said. My eyes got teary. “What are you talking about?” I dared to ask. “I SAW THOSE PHOTOS ON FACEBOOK. THAT GUY WAS KISSING YOU ON THE CHEEK AND YOU WERE HUGGING HIM!” “Easton! Let me explain!” When I said that, he had already hung up. The tears where streaming down my face. I was going down the road, talking to my best friend, Oaklie. I always thought her name was gorgeous. “Yeah, he saw the pictures of me and my cousin, he called me a two timing b*tch.” “Mal,” Oaklie began. “That’s terrible. Since school won’t be starting, I dunno, 2 hours from now let’s go to the HCC (Harris County Café) and get a cappuccino and talk about this. “Alright. Love you Oak!” “Love you to Mal.”
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  4. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    Hi I’m Mal
    ~1~
    Hi I’m Malory. I have had everything I ever wanted. Until, one terrible day that will haunt me for the rest of my life. This is my story, so read on, and on, for the horror.
    “Malory Anne Monroe!” I heard my mother call. I was still buried under my bed’s covers, still dying to sleep. But once you here that call, you can never escape. I got up, half asleep. I had to use the restroom, so I did. I realized that it was “That time of the month”. That made me even more p*ssed off. I did what I had to do and came out. I got dressed in my favorite Hollister sweater and jeans. I came down stairs in the kitchen and saw my Mum cooking. “Darling, I hate to ask, but, why were you cussing in the restroom?” she said. “Me,” I began. “Cussing in the bathroom, why I would never!” “Mal, are you having ummm, you know,” “Yes Mother.”
    Can’t get away with anything now a days!
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  5. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    I have a
    Bulletproof Heart
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  6. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 11:51am UTC
    Gobble
    ~1~
    This was the first time that Daisy had to go hunt for a Thanksgiving meal. She was sitting down at the table with her sister Lily and her mother. They were eating bacon from the hog they had butchered earlier that fall. “Daisy,” her mother said. “Ma’am?” she replied. “This is the first Thanksgiving without your father.” Daisy thought about what happened also earlier that fall. How her father was killed in a terrible hunting accident. Daisy was definitely a Daddy’s girl. “You know that he always hunted for a turkey.” She started. “Well, being the great hunter you are, I want you to go get one. So go gather your shotgun or your bow and go out when you are done eating.” “Yes ma’am.” Daisy said. Daisy always had great manners. She was always respectful. “Mum!” Lily said. “Can I please go with Daisy? Please?” “Very well,” Mom began. “But Daisy, don’t let Lily shoot any of your weapons!” “Yes Ma’am!” “Lily, let’s go get ready!” Daisy said. Daisy got on her camouflage snowsuit and she gave Lily her old one. Daisy put her hair into braided pigtails. She did the same to Lily. Finally Daisy grabbed her shotgun and they left into the deep woods. “Ok Lily,” Daisy began. “We are going to go somewhere where I know wild turkeys love to hang out, then we’ll climb up a tree and wait.” Lily went into shock. “B-But I don’t know how to climb a tree!” she exclaimed. Oh bloody hell Daisy thought
    So do you guys like it? I went for a kind of twist this time! Please heart if you like it!!!
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  7. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 9:37am UTC
    You’ll never love yourself
    Half as much as I love you

    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  8. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 9:27am UTC
    I KNOW YOU NEVER LOVED
    The Sound of your voice on tape

    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  9. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 9:23am UTC
    I KNOW YOU NEVER LOVED
    The Crinkles by your eyes

    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  10. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 9:19am UTC
    YOUR HAND FITS IN MINE
    Like its made just for me

  11. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 9:13am UTC
    YOU CAN’T GO TO BED
    Without a cup of tea

    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  12. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Maybe I like
    Maybe I like wearing southern boots instead of heels. Maybe I prefer to go hunting instead of getting a pedicure. Maybe I like being a
    COUNTRY GIRL,
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  13. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    YES. I am so damn scared to look at the scale every week.
    YES. I don’t go swimming cause I’m a so afraid some people will think I’m fat.
    YES. Maybe some days I starve myself.
    So think about this quote…
    The next time you want to call someone fat.
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  14. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    DAMN

  15. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    “Your out of my league” he told me
    “Your IN my league” I said.
    “You’re a stalker, & a S!ut.” He said proudly.
    I walked away in tears.
    6 months later we saw each other again.
    “Your beautiful” He said
    “Your out of my league” I said proudly.
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  16. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    If you think your ugly, favorite this quote and highlight the text below
    YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL Don’t let ANYONE Take that away from you
    (C)MuffinsHaveSwag

  17. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬♥
    I have been to h*ll & back
    Yet you still don’t love me….
    ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬♥
    MuffinsHaveSwag

  18. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬♥
    Do you ever feel like..#1
    ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬♥
    Do you ever feel like….
    A socially awkward potato?
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  19. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Haters gonna Hate,
    Potatoes gonna potate
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  20. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    I had a wish…
    That I could see who I was & not have someone else tell me. But you made that wish come true Harri*** (Not gonna put his real name out there)
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

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