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MuffinsHaveSwag

Status: Nice Guys Finish Last. In this case, I'm a nice guy!

Member Since: 29 Jul 2012 10:56am

Last Seen: 27 May 2013 12:41pm

Birthday: October 26

Location: U.S.A

Gender: F

user id: 321267

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It's been awhile hasn't it?
To Infinity & Beyond!
Live life to the fullest
Lottie & Iris are my bestfriends! I love you!
I love music. I play the trumpet. My instagram is __savannahcarlson__
Demi Lavato, Avril Lavigne, Black Veil Brides, Pierce The Veil,
  1. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 4:38pm EDT
    How come we laugh at someone
    Who can’t help what they’re doing?
    Whether they stutter,
    Or look weird,
    Or Talk funny.
    WHY CANT YOU REALIZE
    THEY ARE STILL BEAUTIFUL
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  2. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 4:23pm EDT
    Boyfriend♥
    Chapter One
    I woke up to my alarm clock. It read “7:30 AM”. Phew I thought. I’m not late. I remembered that my boyfriend, Austin, is picking me up at 8:00 to drive me to school. I got up, and got dressed in my favorite outfit. Then I went into my bathroom. I put on my makeup, put my hair up in a bun, put some perfume on (Austin loved how I always smelled good), and brushed my teeth. Then I ran downstairs and got my purse and book bag. “Bye Caylen!” My Twin Sister, Carly, said. “Bye Carl!” She gave me a dirty look. I always called her Carl to make her mad. “Oh stop being so sensitive!” I said. I ran out the door. I saw Austin’s Dodge. I opened the door, and sat down. “Hey boo.” I said. “Hey babe.” He replied. He pecked my lips softly. I put my seatbelt on. We were finally driving down the road. “Babe.” Austin Said. “Wanna go to my place after school?” Oh my gosh! I thought. Could I possibly lose my virginit* today? “Yeah Babe” I replied. I noticed that Austin had already parked and his lips were on mine. We kissed passionately. “If anything happened to you,” he began. “I’d probably never ever be the same. I love you with all my heart. Forever and always” I kissed him more and more. I stopped and said "I love you to Austin. I love you with all my heart, forever and always" Then he put his lips on mine once more.
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  3. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 3:57pm EDT
    To Infinity and beyond
    Admit it, when you read that in your head, you heard it in Buzz Lightyear’s voice ;3
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  4. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 3:04pm EDT
    When you finally have confidence,
    It’s like having a sugar rush.
    You run for a bikini
    Or you run for a candy bar.
    Then you lose your confidence.
    Like losing your rush.
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  5. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 2:54pm EDT
    DANCE
    Like You’re Not
    Going to be put on
    You Tube
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  6. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 1:33pm EDT
    SHE’S EMO?
    You’d cut to if you’ve gone through what she has
    SHE’S ANOREXIC?
    You would be too if you were called fat everyday
    SHE’S A W*ORE?
    She made on mistake, and it cost her reputation
    SHE’S LOUD?
    She’s invisible at home, and wants to be heard
    SHE’S A GEEK?
    She just wants to go far to help her poverty ridden family
    SHE’S UGLY?
    Tell me, what’s the definition of beauty?
    YOU DON’T KNOW THEIR STORY
    So don’t judge
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  7. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 3:16pm EDT
    Son- Hey Dad, I have a girlfriend!
    Dad- Good job son.
    Daughter- Hey dad, I have a boyfriend
    Dad- **Loads Shotgun**

  8. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:03pm EST
    Self- Harm~
    Danger, Suicide, ABUSE, Depression, DISORDER,
    Wound, Cutting,
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  9. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 12:54pm EST
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  10. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 7:57am EST
    She sat alone, alone at home. Where her screams were silent, but her mind was violent. Her insecurities hid deep inside. And they did indeed, eat her alive. A tear rolled down her face, as her heart began to race. She took her blade and tore her skin. This went on for days, months, years, and until she cried her very last tears. She decided that she had enough, the world around her was just too tough. She took a gun to her head.
    Congratulations Society! She is dead.
    ©selfharmtumblr

  11. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 5:48pm EST
    Skinny Girls
    -1-
    (Malory’s Point of View)
    “Hey, I think we need to cut out meat from our diet.” Emma said. I gave her a strange look. Meat was the only thing I ate, even though I only ate very little of it. “Well, it doesn’t matter to me.” Iris began. “All I ever do is throw my food up, so you guys decide.” We all had an eating disorder. That was the special thing about us. Iris has Bulimia, I have Anorexia, and Emma has both. But there is one thing still special about us, we are all suicidal. Me and Emma cut, but Iris just always hesitates about it, and never tries it. “Guys,” I said. Iris and Emma were still having a conversation. “GUYS!” I said once more. They still kept talking. “I TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE LAST NIGHT!” They all stared at me. Why you ask? Because we all agreed if one of us committed suicide, the others would too.
    ~What did you guys think? Leave a review in the comments and your review might be featured in the next chapter tomorrow!~
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  12. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 1:58pm EST
    Suicidal
    ~Prologue~
    The story all begins when I look in the mirror. I see the deep cuts on my wrists that I made last night. I really wanted to end my life. I had the pills by my bed ready to take them. I felt useless, ugly, fat, and stupid. This is my story. I’m Alesana Jean.
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  13. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 11:40am EST
    I HONESTLY TRY
    To fit in, but you keep on pushing me out.
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  14. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 2:39pm EST
    If you only knew,
    How much I think about you, and why I do.
    How the thought of you just won’t get out of my head.
    And Finally, How I know you will never notice me.
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  15. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:17pm EST
    Torn apart
    ~1~
    Vivian Mae Reynolds. That is my name. People call me Vivi, and that pleases me. Vivi is a bad a$$ name! I am adopted and I’m Latin. I was adopted when I was 3 weeks old. I have somewhat Latino skin, green eyes, and Dark brown hair. People say I’m very gorgeous, but I don’t think so. I’m 13. Guys always are asking me out, but I feel as if they are all desperate.
    “How was school today?” My ‘Mother’ asked. I had already seen the Jewish sign on my plate, which meant I had finished my food. My Adopted family was Jewish. “It was well Marie.” I replied casually. “Darling, please don’t call me Marie, call me Mom.” She smiled. My “Father” always wanted me to call him by his name Jonathan. He felt that it was a bit less awkward. I never understood that, but I went with it.
    The next day at school, a cute, good looking, and kind boy walked up to me with a note in his hand in second period (Math). I read “Your Gorgeous” I looked at the guy that sent it, and mouthed “Thanks”
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag
    What do you think guys? Heart if you like it so far!

  16. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:49pm EST
    I’m not writing
    ‘Hi I’m Mal’ anymore! It just got to random. I’m sorry!

  17. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 3:26pm EST
    I try I really do try for you to notice me
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  18. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:12am EST
    Taylor Swift’s new album Tracks-
    1. Cut your Curls
    2. I’ll go the wrong direction
    3. Deadly Dimples
    4. I hate your Four Nipples
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  19. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:25am EST
    Did anyone else Learn how to tie their shoes
    From Sponge Bob?
    “You do the loopty loop and twirl”
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

  20. MuffinsHaveSwag MuffinsHaveSwag
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:40pm EST
    I build people up,
    I don’t break them down.
    ©MuffinsHaveSwag

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