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October 13, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Watch me Bleed
~2~
‘From Harry’s point of view’
Someone walks in the restaurant that I know my sister can’t stand. Tabitha Carlo, the most GORGEOUS girl ever. Every boy likes her. I’m one of those boys… She walks by our table. “Hi Harry!” She says, “Oh and hello Hallie!” Hallie smirks. “Hi Tabitha!” I say. “Oh Harry,” she begins. “I would like to go to the ‘Jr. prom’ with you.” “Oh I will think about it,” I say. I can tell Hallie is p*ssed. Tabitha walks away. “I hope you take this under deep consideration ” Hallie begins. “And tell her no!” “I will think about it,” I say. I already know I’m going to say yes to Tabitha, but my sister won’t know cause she is in middle school. We get up and leave. Tabitha jumps up and hands me a napkin with a number on it. “Call me maybe.” She whispers. At least Hallie didn’t see that happen. Me And Hallie are not going to the movies after all. We plan to go around next week.
“Hello?”
“Hi Tabitha this is Harry”
“Hi Harry! So have you made up your mind?”
“Yeah, I will go with you.”
“Great! & will you go out with me?”
“Of course.”
“Yus!”
“Just don’t let my sister find out, she is a bit of a control freak.”
“Ok, I love you<3”
“Love you too!”
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October 6, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Watch me bleed
~1~
‘From Hallie’s point of view’
As me and my brother Harry were driving down the road, I told him “ Hmmm, what should we do for sibling’s night?” Yes, we call it siblings night. He is my only brother, and I’m his only sister. “Lets go out to Poluso’s (The best Italian place in town) and go see a movie.” He says. “What movie?” “ICE AGE 4!” We say at the same time. Clearly, we are seven year old children. Not exactly. I’m 14, and Harry is 16. He is my big brother:] We pull up to ‘Puloso’s. “Food food food!” I say. Right when we walk in, Harry's ‘clique’ is there. “Yo Harry!” One of the guys says. “You & your girlfriend can sit over here!” “No thanks,” he says. “Me and my SISTER prefer to sit alone.” His ‘clique’ stands in shock, as we walk away. We find a table, and sit down. I order the shrimp and chicken Alf redo & Harry gets a big plate of calamari. Every time we go out to eat, we share the food. So, I’m expecting some calamari, and he is expecting some alf redo.
To be continued…..
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October 6, 2012 4:47pm UTC

Watch me bleed
~Prologue~
‘From Harry’s point of view’
You know, not everyone can be normal. Especially Kim Kardashian. Just kidding! But seriously, not everyone can. Like me and my sister, for instance, this is our story. If you have ever murdered, witnessed a murder, or have been murdered I HIGHLY suggest you stop reading this. Cause in some way, you me and my sister (Hallie) could relate in some way, and you could be a witness, suspet, or a victim of the ‘Hotwire Theatre Murder’
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October 6, 2012 4:36pm UTC

You can break EVERYTHING I am,
Like I’m made of glass,
Like I’m made of paper.
3 favs, and I will do a cover of this and put it on youtube, and also try out for America’s got talent and sing this,

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October 1, 2012 8:03pm UTC

I cut just to feel alive
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September 29, 2012 11:58am UTC

Everyone wants Happiness
No one wants pain
But you can’t get a rainbow
Without a little rain
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September 3, 2012 3:35pm UTC

My Uterus has Stitches
~3~
“Contractions” I think as a feel a piercing pain right on my appendix/ uterus. Gage is holding my hand and immediately knows that something is wrong. We went to the doctor just the other day and scheduled a caesarian section (c-section) “What is wrong Amb?” he asks.
I wake up in a hospital. Gage is right in front of me. “What the fuc*?” I say. “Your fixing to have the C-section.” He says. “You already have had the shot just sit back and relax.” This is happening so fast. Jamie, Jake, Jakoby, and Jenni will be out of me soon! Four months early! I sit back and relax. They cut on my upper Vagin*. I can feel pressure, but no pain. In what feels like forever I hear a scream. “This one’s a boy.” I hear a nurse say, “Ok that is Jakoby!” I say. I hear more screams. “Another boy!” “That’s Jake!” I say. “Girl.” “Jamie!” “Another girl.” Jakoby Gage, Jake Stiles, Jamie Lynn, and Jenni Mae are here:]
They stitch me up and wash my children, and they hand me Jakoby. Jakoby Gage looks just like me, he has my Amber eyes and my Black hair. “Hello Jakoby.” I say. I peck his cheek. The nurse takes him away and gives me Jamie. Your probably wondering how I know who is who, I know because they have bracelets with their names on it. Jamie looks just like Gage, she has his brown hair and his blue eyes .“Hey Jamie Lynn!” The nurse hands me Jenni, she looks like me and Jakoby. “Hey Jenni Mae!” And finally Jake has arrived and looks like Gage. “Last but not least my Jakey Stiles!”
I’m in love with my fraternal children
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September 2, 2012 5:39pm UTC

My Uterus has Stitches
~2~
8 weeks has passed since that day. Gage and I are on our way for an ultra sound.
“Hello.” Dr. Janice Neal said. “Hi!” Gage and I said at the same time. We laugh, and I peck his cheek. “So you must be Amber?” she asks. “Indeed.” I say. “Let’s get started!” she says. Someone is excited…. She oils up my stomach, and puts a device on there. I immediately see four bodies. “Looks like you will be having quadruplets!” she says. “Two girls and two boys.” I can see my children’s parts. Well that ruined everything. “What are you planning on naming them?” she asks. “Jakoby Jamie and we are not sure about the others.” Gage says. We decided to spell Jakoby with a “K” instead of a “C”. “Well you have plenty of time to decide.” She says.
Were now in the car and driving home. “How about, Jerome?” Gage says. “H3ll no.” I would never name my kid Jerome, for my child’s sake. It would be like naming him Douch3. “Jake?” He asks. “Yeah I like that,” I say. “And how about Jenni?” I say. “Agreed!” Gage replies. So my children’s names will be Jakoby Gage, Jamie Lynn, Jake Stiles, and Jenni Mae.
Hopefully my Uterus will have stitches.
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September 2, 2012 10:42am UTC

F o o t b a l l
Y o u s a y i t ‘ s j u s t f o r f u n
I s a y i t ‘ s w a r
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September 2, 2012 10:06am UTC

My Uterus has Stitches
~1~
Me and Gage agree to call both of our Moms. I call mine while he calls his.
“Hey Mum”
“Hey Hun!”
“Well I have bad news. But I’m really happy”
“YOU TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE AGAIN?!?”
“No.”
“Phew.”
“Mom I’m pregnant”
“Gasps”
“You mad?”
“MAD? ARE YOU CRAZY?”
“Huh?”
“I’m so happy!”
Something has happened to my Mother. I hear Gage on the phone. Turns out his Mum is happy as well. I can tell he is just as confused as I am.
“What are we going to name our child?” I ask
“I have always liked the name Jacoby” he says
“I love that name,” I begin. “I love the name Jamie.” I say. We have decided that if we have a girl her name will be Jamie Lynn and if we have a Boy his name will be Jacoby Gage.
What have I gotten my self into?
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September 1, 2012 6:04pm UTC

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August 17, 2012 5:05pm UTC

I don’t feel like breathing.
I don’t belong here.
Another life deserves to replace mine.
I know how I will do this, I will take my razors and cut myself.
Until I bleed to death.
Thanks for the people who liked me.
This is it.
Good bye Witty, Stardoll, earth.

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August 5, 2012 5:56pm UTC

I K n o w i ‘ m n o t p e r f e c t
My hair doesn’t stay in place.
I don’t have very straight teeth.
I’m not prissy and girly.
My skin isn’t flawless and it does have blemish’s.
I don’t have long nails.
I’m not skinny.
But maybe just maybe,
I like being…
UNPERFECT♥
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August 5, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Puberty Tips for GIRLS
~4~
If your expecting to get your period, keep a panty liner, tampon, or pad in your locker, back pack, purse, etc. (This is for girls expecting to get there very first period. It’s still a good idea to keep pads, or tampons in your locker, back pack, and purse!)
Helpful? Let me know! Requests? Comment on my page. Inconvience? TELL ME RIGHT AWAY!
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August 5, 2012 3:26pm UTC

D i d a n y o n e e l s e
Learn to tie their shoes from Spongebob?
Y o u d o t h e l o o p t y l o o p A n d t w i r l.
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August 4, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Y e a h G o a h e a d l a u g h
Laugh at me for not wearing sluhty clothes, for not frying my hair in the morning, for not being as tan as a carrot. For not being skinnier than a pea in a pod.
L o o k w h o ‘s l a u g h i n g n o w
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August 3, 2012 8:55pm UTC

The Stress Test
~8~
Immediately people start playing checkers. I hesitate. Jay invites me to play. We play for about 10 minutes. “Yes!” I say as I have just won the game. “Nicely played.” He says. “Now what do I do?” I ask, “You can keep playing or just go up to your room.” He says. I decide to go to my room. I need to think things through on what happened. We say Good bye. Then he whispers something in my ear. “Good night babe.” He says. He strokes my Auburn hair and he kisses my cheek. I stare and shock. He leans into kiss me and I gladly accept it. His warm lips collide with mine. “Night, Jay.” I say. I ruffle his Ginger hair. “I love you,” he says. “I guess I love you too.” I reply. We both chuckle. I now find my nurse who walked me down. She holds out her hand and I take it.
We are in my room when I notice there is a TV. “YES!” I say quietly. I turn it to “George Lopez” and fall asleep. I dream about my Mum and me. I was enjoying it. When I realized it wasn’t reality I get quite upset. My Nurse walks in and we walk down to the cafeteria for breakfast. I get my delicious slop and see Jay and sit down. I sit. “Hey Gorgeous.” He says. I smile. We both kiss each other. “Hey Ginger.” I reply. We laugh. I haven’t laughed in what it seems like ages. “How is the slop?” I ask.
“Pretty Good.” He says.
Next thing I know I hear screaming. I see a mental man with a knife running right at me. His knife goes right through my arm.
“ANNE!” Jay says screaming
Dun Dun Dun! Don’t worry no one dies, (That’s important to the story) Hope you liked it.
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August 3, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Not only did I slap you…
I hive fived your fuhhking face.
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August 3, 2012 6:38pm UTC

People called Justin Bieber gay cause he matured late.
They made fun of Katy Perry because she was different.
They Called Kristen Stewart a s!ut cause she slept with a married man, (I wouldn’t blame anyone for that but it’s still hateful.)
STOP THE HATE!
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