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My Uterus has Stitches

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8 weeks has passed since that day. Gage and I are on our way for an ultra sound.

“Hello.” Dr. Janice Neal said. “Hi!” Gage and I said at the same time. We laugh, and I peck his cheek. “So you must be Amber?” she asks. “Indeed.” I say. “Let’s get started!” she says. Someone is excited…. She oils up my stomach, and puts a device on there. I immediately see four bodies. “Looks like you will be having quadruplets!” she says. “Two girls and two boys.” I can see my children’s parts. Well that ruined everything. “What are you planning on naming them?” she asks. “Jakoby Jamie and we are not sure about the others.” Gage says. We decided to spell Jakoby with a “K” instead of a “C”. “Well you have plenty of time to decide.” She says.

Were now in the car and driving home. “How about, Jerome?” Gage says. “H3ll no.” I would never name my kid Jerome, for my child’s sake. It would be like naming him Douch3. “Jake?” He asks. “Yeah I like that,” I say. “And how about Jenni?” I say. “Agreed!” Gage replies. So my children’s names will be Jakoby Gage, Jamie Lynn, Jake Stiles, and Jenni Mae.

 

Hopefully my Uterus will have stitches.

 

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