My Uterus has Stitches

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Me and Gage agree to call both of our Moms. I call mine while he calls his.

“Hey Mum”

“Hey Hun!”

“Well I have bad news. But I’m really happy”

“YOU TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE AGAIN?!?”

“No.”

“Phew.”

“Mom I’m pregnant”

“Gasps”

“You mad?”

“MAD? ARE YOU CRAZY?”

“Huh?”

“I’m so happy!”

Something has happened to my Mother. I hear Gage on the phone. Turns out his Mum is happy as well. I can tell he is just as confused as I am.

“What are we going to name our child?” I ask

“I have always liked the name Jacoby” he says

“I love that name,” I begin. “I love the name Jamie.” I say. We have decided that if we have a girl her name will be Jamie Lynn and if we have a Boy his name will be Jacoby Gage.

What have I gotten my self into?

©MuffinsHaveSwag