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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Dear ♥ Boys,
the kind of c o l o g n e you wear will determine how hot you are ♥

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letsblowbubbles
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 4:28pm UTC

i want that moment when...
I'm yelling at a guy and he would grab me and kiss me in the middle of my sentence:)

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 7:39pm UTC

If taylor swift and bruno mars
went out and broke up
there would be some great
relashionship songs made.
♥

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Belladixie17
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 7:15pm UTC

Wa k e u p i n t h e m i d d l e o f t h e n i g h t t o o p e e :
avoid all mirrors.
Airplane engine makes a sudden noise:
i lived a good life.
Hear thumps while in shower:
your whole family is being killed and you're next.
Turns off lights before going to bed:
OMG run for the bed before the demons get you.
Elevator door doesn't open immediately:
trapped forever.
Realize it's too quiet, where's everyone?:
oh god, zombies.

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caitocutie
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 8:53pm UTC

Truth or Dare
Truth
Who do you like?
Dare
I dare you to tell me who you like.
You know you've done it.
-nmf-

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ivonamariex33
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 3:18pm UTC

i wish
mosquitoes
sucked fat instead of blood

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Echo_741
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 10:44am UTC

My eye tears up,
I start to cry,
As my father whispers,
his final goodbye.
My mom is holding me back,
stroking my head,
as my father lays,
on his deathbed.
I'm bawling by now,
and everyone knows,
My love for my dad,
clearly shows.
Illness is bad.
Death is worse.
It will happen to all of us.
It's a never ending curse.
My dad closes his eyes,
and falls into heaven,
before I can count,
up to eleven.
He is gone now,
And I miss him so.
Why, oh why,
did he have to go?
»Fave this if you
never want to lose
your dad! ♥

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xoxomindaxoxo
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 8:10pm UTC

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LexyLou97
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 11:56pm UTC

Conversation with the guy I like:
*I answer phone*
Me: Hello?
Him: Is this Lexy?
Me: yes....?
Him: Hey I just wanted to-
Someone stole his phone and said
Guy: Hey Lexy? Just wanna to tell you that.. He loves you. Bye.
Who ever it was, hung up. 1 minute later, someone called back
Him: Hey sorry, That was my friend....he's really crazy....
Me: Ohhh....that's okay. *heart sinks*
Him: .....But i really do you love you. Bye.
I.Have.Hope.

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chloehearts
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Sorry, the knife just slipped,
I didn't mean to cut my wrists.
I was just thinking of all the bad things that happened to me.
The things that made me sad,
And the things that made me angry.
I didn't mean to take my life,
With this cold, sharp, steel knife.
Memories of everything gone wrong,
Is what brought this all along.
Warm is the blood that trickles down,
Making puddles on the ground.
I wake up,
It's just a dream.
But dreams become reality.
There's a knife beside my bed,
A single thought runs through my head.
My life used to be so pretty,
How could it have gotten so sh*tty?
I'm drawn to it,
Like a magnet.
This is my only escape,
From everyone and every face.
Good bye to my friends,
You've always been there.
Good bye to "him",
You never really cared.
Good bye to my family,
I'll always love you.
No one ever really knew,
They never thought this would be something I'd do.
It came to you as a surprise,
Now I cry and close my eyes.
Sorry, the knife just slipped,
I didn't mean to cut my wrists.

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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way2kl4ubutily
posted a quote
June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC

When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
-Paris Hilton
Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
-Me
***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

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TheWordsUnspoken
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 5:14pm UTC

The Girl Dictionary.
I'm okay. - I'm not freaking okay.
k. - I hate you, Shut up.
lol. - yeah, this is akward.
hehe ;) - I'm trying to flirt with you, so flirt back stupid boy.
brb. - I'm really not going anywhere you're just boring
I hate you. - I actually love you.
so... - say something, this is akward.
If we don't respond to you, we don't want to talk to you.
If we ignore your calls, give you dirty stares and won't talk to you, we're mad at you.
If we say that we'll love you forever, we're not lying so don't lie to us.
If we flirt with other guys, we're trying to make you jealous.
If we can't stop talking to you, we like you.
&+ If we can't stop talking about you
S i m p l e a s t h a t . ♥

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ninsterrr
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC

i hated going to weddings.
all the grandmas would poke me
and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .
not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

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CandyBurst
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 11:18pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
i die a little inside
♥ ♥ ♥ everytime i see a old person eating alone at a restaurant ♥ ♥ ♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

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sUDZ
posted a quote
September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC

If a guy compliments your shirt,
He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
well hun, he's gay.
omggg all minee (:
so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
yay (: !!!

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vanybee
posted a quote
December 17, 2010 3:29pm UTC

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xotristy12xo
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC

my parents: you're beautiful honey
old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
boys: ew what is that creature

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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