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Look_out_a_stalker
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I'm pretty sure my neighbor thinks im a stalker.
He wrote it on facebook, twitter, his blog
and even in
both of his journals.

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littlenattycastronovo
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Mom: Okay, it's time for you to go read
My siblings: Awww
Mom: And you
Me: Me?
Mom: Yes, you. Go be social for once, go call your friends or something
Me: Social?
Me: Friends?
Me: What is this language you are speaking to me

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Peace1231
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 2:35pm UTC

I think witty profiles
should buy a country
so all of us can relocate there permanently. It'll have nation-wide free wireless internet.
We can live in houses according to quote categories and we'll stalk the good looking people on facebook from an awkward distance.
The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella.
And we'll all have a gazillion cats who dance.
Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob.
Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation.
At wittyland, we'll embrace each others' awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated.
And we'll all be forever alone,
together.

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scared2bemyself
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 7:31pm UTC

If your heart was really broken..
you'd be dead.
So shut up.

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c0nnor
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:41pm UTC

The first hug must've been so awkward.
"what are you doing? Why are you holding me like that?!"
"shh just trust me"

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dswims1
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Welcome to The Witty Fights! See what's new in the arguments!
Week 1: Old Witty VS New Witty
Week 2: Directioners VS Non-Directioners
Week 3: Girls VS Guys
Week 4: Nutella Lovers VS Nuetella Haters
Week 5: Gay Supporters VS Non-Gay supporters
Week 5: 10,11,12 Year Olds VS Teenagers
See how stupid our fights are?

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Annamaria25
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 7:28pm UTC

New person on Witty: woah...i have 1 follower....what does that mean?
Normally average person on Witty : omg i have 50 notifications! i love all my followers. yall are the best!
Famous person on Witty: i only had 6925 faves on my 500th quote? ugh!
Me on Witty: *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* mwahahah yessssssss 2 faves baby!!!!
im witty famous!

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 2:42am UTC

Love is a four letter word.
But so is Food.
Coincidence?
I think not.

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 1:41am UTC

Kevin: The best part about summer is that you don't know what day it is!!
24 hours ago · comment · like
2 people like this
Taylor It's Friday. BOOM. Your summer's ruined.
3 hours ago · 12 people like this

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Dear Board of Education,
So are we.

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Meepmeepmoop
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Why is there no vent category?
There's an "away mesgs" category, wtf is that?!
There's a "celeb of the moment" and "famous" category, aren't they the same?
There's a "pictures" category, you can't even put put pics on quotes..you shouldn't either; this isn't tumblr.
but there is no vent category.
makes sense.

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Meepmeepmoop
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:50am UTC

One direction is amazing. One direction is terrible.
Nutella is delicious. Nutella is gross.
Gay marriage is okay. Gay marriage is wrong.
The new witty is better. The old witty is better.
Honestly, stop. The level of of drama on witty and the childish fights are almost comical.

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Meepmeepmoop
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:36am UTC

Did you guys see in the new witty there's an option "people you are ignoring" and it says " When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them. "
Lololol.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 11:38am UTC

Ghost: Why did the ghost cross the road?
Other Ghost: Why?
Ghost: To get to the other side!
Other Ghost:
Ghost:
Other Ghost:
Ghost: You know... the afterlife!

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 12:31pm UTC

Some people take Witty WAY too seriously.
Stop being so dramatic about everything.

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TaylorLee16
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Did you know that 100%
of the people reading this
are alive...

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