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I think witty profiles

should buy a country


so all of us can relocate there permanently. It'll have nation-wide free wireless internet.

We can live in houses according to quote categories and we'll stalk the good looking people on facebook from an awkward distance.

The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella.

And we'll all have a gazillion cats who dance.

Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob.
Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation.

At wittyland, we'll embrace each others' awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated.

And we'll all be forever alone,
together.

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I think witty profiles should buy a country so all of us can

1732 faves · 87 comments · Aug 20, 2012 2:35pm

Peace1231

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Laura :)* · 6 years ago
and have 69 cats (;
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Oniichan · 6 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! This is great! Love it! XD ohhh best quote ever!
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OfficialWittyUnicorn · 6 years ago
So....You wanna ride me is what you are saying...

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twinkle_star1 · 6 years ago
If only thats was true would dire happy
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candygirl2 · 6 years ago
Why aren't we funding this?
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PorkyPine · 7 years ago
*books a flight to WittyLand*
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adri15purple · 7 years ago
Thank you god for makin another person who thinks this is a GREAT idea!!!! <3
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LoveAlwaysMe · 7 years ago
Can I hug you?? <3
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MissyLizzie · 7 years ago
GET ON IT STEVE.
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WhoThatGirl · 7 years ago
*packs my bags*
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crayola_Swag · 7 years ago
ummm...we should have non-stop candy & oompaloompas...but can we really make this happen? all we'd hafta do is book some flights or something & meet up :3 the older Wittians could drive us maybe....?:/
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allison1225 · 7 years ago
I like how people actually hate this idea. This idea is genius. Then we can all like bake cakes with rainbows and sparkles and make everything better and it'll be perfect and if you actually think you have a life you should probably just call it quits on witty because lets face it, we dont. And there won't be any fighting about music *cough cough Screamo vs. Pop cough* and we can live happily ever after THE END!
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djquackquack · 7 years ago
omg u genius

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nallygirl7 · 7 years ago
This legit needs to happen LOLOLOLOLOL <3
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DreamOutLoud127 · 7 years ago
I love this :D
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DreamOutLoud127 · 7 years ago
AND OUR QUOTES COULD APPEAR IN THE SKY IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY R POSTED SO WE CAN JUST LOOK OUT OUR WINDOWS AND SEE THEM. :D
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_g0ldenkiid* · 7 years ago
Tumblrrrrr
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lovewackjob · 7 years ago
You.Are.A.FREAKING .genious!!!
reading some of thew comments."some of us actually have lifes..."
ha .ha. ha.yur funny.Yeah right!

Sorry to the person who wrote that comment, but seriously?
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GeorgieBooLovesYou · 7 years ago
D: I'd love to be there, but sadly I'd never survive on Nutella and Pizza, two foods I can only eat in moderation....
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dragonfly26 · 7 years ago
You have just described the perfect world. Oh and the mayor would be Channing Tatum :D
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