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jimmy365
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February 9, 2013 1:30pm UTC

me: what do people even
talk about on dates
friend: what are dates
me: wrinkly fruit i heard
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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bieberxfever
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February 9, 2013 6:56pm UTC

I can already taste the chocolates I won't be receiving on valentine's day.

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BabeeGurl
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February 9, 2013 9:39pm UTC

Blame it on my ADD, baby.

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SoftballMyLife22
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February 8, 2013 4:21pm UTC

I wish you were here cuddling with me.

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SoftballMyLife22
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February 8, 2013 3:52pm UTC

I still remember the first time you talked to me.

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Itsmeagaingorgeous
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February 7, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Starting situation: You and two friends hanging out.
Real situation: Two best friends hanging out with you in the back.

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Yourbeautiful*
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February 7, 2013 5:38pm UTC

Don't believe the things
you tell yourself late at night

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I_Dont_Know
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February 6, 2013 2:46pm UTC

if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be

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ChocoTaco
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February 6, 2013 5:40pm UTC

Me: *Sees most fake quote ever*
Me: I could tell them how obviously stupid this is...
Me: Or I can just keep quiet...

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Status_Single_816
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February 5, 2013 8:26pm UTC

Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy: Oh, here it comes. Lesbihonest.
Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: Wait... what?
Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whoop, there it is!

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Eli22b
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February 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC

It's official,
I have plans for Valentines day.
Dentist appointment: 4:00 PM

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伤*
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January 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE
black, white, straight, gay, short, fat or skinny
if you're nice to me then i'll be nice to you
- eminem

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yourcool
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February 4, 2013 4:02pm UTC

i could never cheat in a relationship.
that would require TWO guys finding me attractive. i can barley find one.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC

my music taste goes from
ghetto black girl to depressing white girl.

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demons*
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January 16, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Friend: I miss my boyfriend
Me: So do I
Friend: He calls me baby
Me: He calls me fan
Me: Sometimes fans like plural
Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too.
Friend:

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swimmergirl3796
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January 17, 2013 12:52pm UTC

I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet.

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jimmy365
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January 16, 2013 6:57pm UTC

normal person: sings lyrics
me: sings lyrics
sings backup vocals
sings guitar riffs
air-drums entire song
headbangs
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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phee
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Let's face it
anything with raisins in it,
would be ten times better
with chocolate chips instead.
for example: a box of raisins

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Sonny84
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January 14, 2013 7:10pm UTC

If the mushroom was such a fungi, why didn't they have the party at his house?
THERE WASN'T MUSH ROOM.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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January 14, 2013 6:14pm UTC

You think you're smart until you have to turn on somebody else's shower.

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